Peeing off the porch

There's nothing like the great outdoors.

 

i climbed inside a tree and peed out of it the other night. i'd recommend that too

 

Peeing of the porch in the morning is a plus, as I don't have to turn in to a right-angle, due to my rock hard boner. However, my mother has recently been complaining about her flowers dying...

 

Stayed with a friend in Shelton ,Washington and their 2 story house had a nice deck to piss off of. First time I did,I had a nice stream going,but I couldn't see that the kitchen window was right below me where his mom was washing dishes. Apparently she didn't share my enthusiasm for it,as she told me if I ever did that again,I would be forever banned from the premises. What a tight --ass.

 

one of the best things about being a man is the ability to piss anywhere with such ease. when your in a hurry you can almost run sideways while still pissing.

 

also your saving water by wizzin outside

 

Not exactly off the porch, but from the stairs leading up to the porch. Every morning when I wake up, and every night before I go to bed. Sometimes more often. I like saving water, and peeing outside makes me feel free.

 

lol not one NO vote

 

squidy :toetap05:

 

Hey, I just voted No.

 

I usually piss off the back porch when I am drinking.

 

Just so you know, I don't have any problem with anyone pissing in your eyes and mouth or lighting off M-80s in your teeth. That is fine with me.

 

On the farm we would hang it out an open window and if we were outside working, we would just haul out our dicks piss right wherever we happen to be standing

 

Not uncommon that I'm found peeing off the porch or in the yard somewhere by my wife.

 

Sometimes when I’m out back reading or doing yard work and I have to go, I will squat down and pee in the grass, sometimes off the edge of the porch if I happen to be on it.

 

I almost preferred peeing off the portch to using the bathroom lol

 

I've never done it. Trees and bushes, yes.

 

GoGirl helps me in achieving this

 

Not really, I can see her point. Imagine if she was outside and you had to pee and she got pissed on. Not something i'd want to get into trouble over.
Sure you need to use the loo. But sometimes you just need to actually look at other places to wee out of.

 

Brothers when little we didn't have a porch but a patio. They never peed on the patio unless they were busting.
Usually in the garden beds they would wee.