Peeing in public

Gotcha. That original post is 24 pages back. I shudder to think how long ago I read that. My advice: when addressing something posted, hit "reply" - that will put what you're responding to as part of your post (like here and yours above) to eliminate context loss.

 

Crazy, right??
Shit, I can't even remember what happened ten minutes ago.

 

Nothing wrong with replying to old posts! It's totally fine. Whatever forwards the discussion, it's all good. All I'm saying is hit reply instead of going to the bottom and entering a new post - that way the people who read your post know what you're referring to. That's all. And welcome, BTW!

I don't think I've used anything but a phone on this site for over two years.

 

According to my mother, I'm bad to the bone, and would always take off my diaper and pee in public.

 

Sounds like we can modify the command "go pound sand" to "go piss on sand"

 

well, i once was drunk and had to go in downtown toronto, so i whipped out my junk and urinated in a shadow along a wall. no one was around, except for a swarm of bike cops that ticketed me heavily.
its funny now, but jeeez. i just had to go. lol

 

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go! But be more discreet about it when in an area where it's illegal.

 

It does seem kinda silly but reportedly there are medical benefits - I don't know but I can assure you it doesn't "ruin" the penis!

 

The que for a women's public toilet is as much as 34 times longer than for men's, and women take about 60% longer to use them for rather obvious biological reasons. When hiking in winter when there's no cover, by request men will hang back a ways and turn their backs, allowing them time and (relative) privacy to relieve themselves; why can't others extend to them the same courtesy?

 

My dad was uncircumcised and I was, so it was never a big deal to me to see either type. Dad was reluctant to pee in urinals that didn't have dividers, because in the culture back then it was a sign of a poor family. I think he must of got teased as a youth and took those feeling into adulthood. Later in life he did get an infection and was circumsized.

 

I’m ok with it. Most around here have been at parties in the woods or bluegrass festival. Some times female bladders star to get weak.

 

Just wait 'till your prostate goes hinky.

 

It does

 

My.wife tells a story from when she was a student long before I met her. She'd gone on a cyling holiday with friends in the English West Country.

At one point, she was caught short and left the road to go in to a field out of sight of her friends and anyone passing. She was wearing one piece dungerees (like overalls) and had to pretty well take everthing off to pee.

In her desparation, she'd failed to notice that she was not alone in the field. While squatting down naked relieving herself, she looked up to see a farmer standing close by watching her. He continued oogling her until she was finished and pulled her clothes back on as she stood upright and ran back to join her friends.

 

We met a horse rider hanging around her truck when coming down to the parking after a hike. When pressed for details about how she lost her key, she revealed that it must have been on one of her pee breaks when she had to remove her overalls starting at the top resulting in the key falling from a top pocket when inverted. My suggestion to her was to remove the thread from a part of the crotch seam so she could simply squat while holding it open. She seemed to light up with the idea; I wonder if she implemented it.

 

As for cycling, I changed from the tight biking shorts to a looser more open mesh style short. Advantages included cooling air through the bits and the ability to pee undetected while riding.

 

A thoroughly practical approach, but less fun for exhibitionists and voyers.

i remember I was on a busy beach with a lady, who wrapped towel round her waist to remove her bikini bottoms. Then she sat down and peed in a little depression she’d dug in the sand. People all around us were totally unaware that she was peeing right next to them.

 

The person in question came across as opposed to being voyeured. This was out in the woods anyway, so inherently private, despite being on public land. But exhibitionists can do the same only remove a longer section than need be only for peeing in public covertly.

 

I have stepped behind many a tree and many a tree has felt my pee.

 

It’s fine for a female to squat and pee. I’ve provided security many times for wife / daughter on hikes. If someone sees them so what.

 

You know, it just occurred to me that I can't remember us ever having pee together in twenty odd years of marriage.

It was a first. We must do it again sometime.

Is it more fun if someone sees you or you are with friends?

 

Especially out in undeveloped land where people hike. What's weird about the situation is that even though everyone does it, nobody (well, more people than not) wants anyone to know they're doing it. Much less see them in action. What's up with that? It's a secret that's not a secret. Which I guess is representative of our society's typical approach to things, but I digress.

I've been at music festivals, crowded with people, where they didn't bother with this decorum. Or at least enough didn't to notice. Is it a more relaxed atmosphere where people can feel freer to be themselves - oddly I think the answer is yes. But I've walked within virus jumping distance to gals pissing on the ground and nobody seemed to feel embarrassed about it. Nature calls. We respond. And don't get worked up over it. So it IS possible. An aside, I also noticed that the dire need for toilet paper to rub off after a pee seemed to vanish under these circumstances. I found that interesting.

Ultimately it appears that many people are more concerned about others' favorability rating of them than their own personal well being. So maybe if enough people get seen peeing out there then we'll accept it more and more until it becomes like a music festival where people just pee while others can watch and it becomes accepted.

 

Shorten the two syllable I have to one syllable I've and you've got a rhythmic poem going on.

 

Coincidently, my wife gave me a little thrill yesterday evening by doing just that.

We'd had a drink at a seaside cafe in a park before setting off for a walk along the promenade. The toilets were signposted the opposite way, but she said that wasn't a problem.

After a short time, we reached a barrier and had to turn back. My wife then veered off across an area of mowed grass wispering that she needed to pee.

She backed slightly into the undergrowth, dropped her knickers, hitched up her dress and squatted down. Quite adventurous of her to do this in such an open public place. Also, unnecessary given there were public toilets in the park.

As I followed her, I looked around to make sure no one had seen her. Then I had a quick leak too.

 

There's something going on with the dates/orders right now - I've got yesterdays alternating with mid-Julys.