peaches? shaking trees?

youre potentially as bad as my driving instructor

 

the first one might mean: If you dont want me to get angry at you, stop doing obviously supid shit thats pissing me off.

 

'dont shake the tree if the fruit aint ripe' ~tennesee jed

a common way to get ripe fruit without climing the tree is to shake it and the ripe ones will fall. a fruit is the ovaries of a tree, women have ovaries, although they are harder to get to then a trees. to get the women interested in letting you have a look at thier ovaries, you gotta shake things up to get them interested in you. but its good advice to not shake things up if her ovaries are obviously not interested in you, or in anyone getting to them, hence these sayings, which basically mean "hey look at me, [shake the tree] i want at your girly parts. [peaches]

 

Ah yes, nothing quite like the thrill of a man wanting to see my ovaries. The white walls, the speculum, bleeping scans and lack of eye contact...gets me going every time

Anyone want to shake my tree?

 

This I can confirm is true

 

Thats what I thought...but apparently its lovebuns