Paying in Advance?

Thanks man IF i actually do get it tomorrow, I'll try and dissect one, take some pictures, then post them? And instead of attempting to re-roll it, i'll probably just make a pipe, I've herd about using pop cans? and even apples?! haha! But i thought there was a difference between the weed you get in a joint, and the weed you use for a pipe? i thought the stuff in a joint was all fine and grated down, and in a pipe its like a big lump? lol i could be wrong! i have no idea! im just assuming here.. Also, i thought hash would be this fine powdery stuff, am i way wrong on that as well?

 

I think your mom might notice when you say you're sick, go OUT, come back reeking of weed with bloodshot eyes, and say you're going to bed... Then while you're in bed they're mysteriously very loud sublime and all the houses food dissappears, with a trail of smears on the carpet leading to your room

About having no friends who do drugs, that's cause you haven't converted em' yet! If they think things about weed that are not true, teach them otherwise, and introduce them if they're interested! More stoner friends=more people looking for pot=finding a lot more pot, especially when you're younger and in school.

Someone's gotta open their minds, and the sooner the better, the younger they are the more receptive to the idea they will be, even if they don't smoke. They need to accept that you do and you can and that it's your right to do so, and further that you're still YOU and not a crazed marijuana junkie. The last thing a stoner (soon to be you) needs is a bunch of snitch/narc friends who see them walking around grinning with red eyes all the time. They'll put two and two together.

 

Hash can take many forms. ISO hash can be powdery, other hash can be gritty/sandy, it can be chunky/sticky, it can be sticky/gooy, it can be a light golden oil.

In the joint it would probably have crumbled chunks of brownish stuff or honey oil on the paper, ISO hash (golden powder, but don't mix this up with kief, which is the trichomes that will be on the weed anyway) is also possible.

All weed grows as "buds", or the pistillate (female) flowers of the cannabis plant. To roll it in a joint, it must be ground or picked into small parts, as you said, grated. To smoke a pipe it's BETTER if it's the same consistancy as it would be for a joint, because more surface area means it burns better and you get more THC, and waste less in the ash, but it is quite POSSIBLE to just stuff a bud in, or use minimally ground/picked weed.

If you smoke without a joint or proper pipe, use a veggie or apple. Just find something small, a pencil will work but ideally about half as big around, and poke in either the top or bottom so that it stops a bit past half way through the core, and then poke into the core from the side of the apple, so that the holes meet. Load the weed in the top/bottom that you poked, suck on the side, and light so that the flame is sucked into the weed. hold the lighter until the weed is burning well on it's on, and glowing an even orange in the area you lit. (make sure you inhale right, but that was discussed in another of your threads I think).

Do not use aluminium foil, a small amount will vaporize and is bad for you in several ways. Do NOT use aluminium cans, not only is it aluminium but it's also coated in a plastic that contains an estrogen mimicing hormone disruptor. VERY bad for you.

If you smoke out of fruit all the time, you'll feel your lungs getting heavy like if you use a bong, only worse. I'm pretty sure that's caramalized sugar and other shit, probably not good too often. But even multipule times a week should be fine, I'm talking about being bad for all day sorts of smokers.

I would STRONGLY advise that you don't do this around your mom, do it when you can go somewhere, smoke, come back and have the house to yourself for a few hours. And when you go smoke, only take what you're going to smoke, or at least hide it where you smoke before coming back. If you got checked up on for acting funny or if you had a panic attack or something, you wouldn't want to have weed on you. Also, remember, all you ever have to do is say you're tired, or something about allergies or contacts(obviously only if you really wear contacts). Never admit to being high, no one can prove anything without a urine, blood, saliva, or hair follicle test. Trust me, you don't wanna get busted, be vary careful until you know how you will react to marijuana, and then still be careful. Know what you call a stoner who's never been caught? Paranoid.

I'm paranoid, and I've STILL been caught. Don't do this around your parents if they would mind you being high. They'll also flip shit even if they normally wouldn't mind, if you're skipping school to take drugs. That's a bad way to start a drug habit, you can use marijuana to enrich your life, or you can use it to escape. Don't do the latter.

Damn, I should write a book.

 

Thank you for all the information! I am actually getting somewhat excited for tomorrow now! (Unless i dont get it.. then it'll be a major let down!) But I'm assuming I will.. I feel better being a little more informed now! So, you suggest i dissect the joint first, make an apple pipe, and use that to smoke for my first time? Or use one of the pre-rolled joints to smoke for the first time?

And yeah, maybe your right about not doing this while my moms around, even though i have successfully dexed 3 times with her home, and had conversations (ones i dont remember) with her.. hahaha! I remember the last time i dexed, i was standing there staring into her room, she was laying in her bed watching TV, i must have had a strange look on my face, because all i remember her saying was.. "Are you high?" and my reply was "Psh! Ahaha! uh.. no! I'm just sick, remember?" hahaha! I cannot beleave i didnt get busted right then..

And yes, you most definitely should write a book! hahaha

 

It depends, if you feel up to using a pipe your first time, which does take a little bit of practice to do right, then use an apple. Otherwise dissect and take pictures so that we can verify that it's weed and all, and then save that in a baggie and smoke one of the others, that leaves you free to concentrate on inhaling right, and is enough that you should break through the barrier that keeps people from getting high the first time, or at least put a good hole in it for next time you smoke.

Wether you need to smoke a whole joint also really depends if it's the quality he says it is. If it is, a few hits off an apple should have you set(there are plenty of peeps who DO get high the first time) but if it's schwaggy or whatnot, then a whole joint might be in order.

Also, a website that me and some friends got a good kickstart from is smokingwithstyle.com. I can hardly believe it's still up, and lots of it's more regional and may not apply at all, but it also has lots of good info, if you keep in mind that it's quite old now. How you act with regards to weed can be very important when you're meeting new people or trying to look for things that might let you know they smoke, it's a good idea to read through that.

Also, ignore their stupid ads and shit... Just that site itself is worthwhile, though.

Another thing about saying you're sick and wanna go home is that you may very well smell like pot at the time, and that would be very bad. Don't leave bud in school lockers, if you have a secret pocket or something use that, something where if the school decided to search you they would NOT find it. It can smell more than you'd think, and the smell can get through more layers of stuff than you'd think.

 

thank you for writing everything i'm too lazy to

 

ahh okay, I sure hope it is the quality he says it is! I'll be sure to post pictures right away, but if i dissected this in my room, would my whole room smell like weed?
Also, if it is really good quality, and i dont need to smoke the whole joint, how would i go about putting it out? like, would it smell or go bad since its been burnt? And I'll be sure to check out that site right away!

 

Hahaha! oh whoa.. I was messing around with the signature things (Yes, just discovered it now) And didnt realize i added a picture, its so huge!.. hahaha

 

You can just stub it out, and smoke it later, but it won't taste as good. Won't do any harm, though.

Thing is, especially if you've never smoked before, you won't KNOW if you've smoked enough for some time after smoking, few minutes probly.

But remember, you can always choose to smoke more later, you can't choose to smoke less once you're blitzed and your mom's at the door.

It might stink up your room, and especially travel if you have a heating system that circulates air. Might wanna towel under your door (not so it can be seen from the other side, though) and tape folders over your air vents, and maybe put a fan blowing OUT your window. If your folks smoke cigarettes, don't worry so much, they dull your sense of smell quite a bit and provide useful masking odor on everything.

I mean, I wouldn't worry and would break out bud in my room, but I wouldn't bother closing the door, either.... Not the end of the world if my parents see me with the weed the know I have. (Well I don't right now... but I'm comfortable with who I am and that my family accepts me ENOUGH that it wouldn't worry me if I did. Too fucking poor right now though)

Also, don't go nuts with air freshener or deoderant or whatever. If you wouldn't normally wear it at that time or spray it at that time, and in that AMOUNT, it will arouse more suspicion. And sometimes some scents actually set weed off more by contrast, instead of covering it.

 

You'll probably be fine opening it in your room. Just don't leave it open an out for too long.

This is why I advocate opening the joint and putting the weed in a pipe.
You'd have to put it out and then that'd waste a little bit. Then it's going to be very smelly and will wreek whatever you're putting it back in to. Next time you try to smoke it it will be hard to light it and whatnot.

Edit: @RooR damn, I thought I was answering this one because you took a while hehe

 

Okay, I think im going to go with the Joint for the first time, just smoke the whole thing.. after all, i DO want to get high the first time! and ah yes, good advice for the dissections, got a lot to do tomorrow now haha! Thanks for the help and answering my questions, both of you! haha (and everyone else) Will be sure to dissect and post some images tomorrow, unless.. i dont get it, then just.. *sigh.. i better!

 

i hate to be debby downer, but 20 bucks says you ain't gettin shit

maybe a little pinner

 

Any money a lot when you aint got it and the poster only wants a blow he not gotta stomp up maga money in first place. And being a newbie he's not got the connections to make life tricky for the guy. I'd just ask him for my money back and if I did.nt get it back then if you ever get pull with pot or anything naughty on you ya say you got it from him or he's the one behind it.

 

I'm not sure I'd snitch, as a matter of course.

An intriguing option, but always keep in mind what it means about you, and further, what it will always mean to other about you.

If I find out someone snitched, I won't even talk to them, look at them, deal with them, and I'll tell everyone I know that ever even might meet them to steer clear.

Of course there's times where it's deserved, but it's a REAL bad idea to get in the habit of talking to cops, or of letting cops know that you might help them if they fuck YOU over. You'll end up fucked every time they need a lead.

 

I REALLY want to see how this worked out :2thumbsup:

 

Damn! Was so close today.. But, didn't get it..

I no longer think he is trying to rip me off, and i think these hash joints might be legit, because today in school, in our first class, he was telling all these guys how he's getting me these 20$ Joints filled with hash, and how its my first time smoking (They are all stoners as well, which is why he brought it up) And our plan was to go after school, to this smoking spot, he was going to give me 2 of the joints, then we were going to smoke the 3rd there, all day he was saying how excited he was for this, because its my first time and its hash, he was saying how awesome its going to be.

But, then.. we both forgot that today was an hour early dismissal! And the guy that was supposed to give him the stuff to give to me, wasnt coming until 3! but i had to catch a bus, and now my bus got there an hour early as well, so we couldnt today.. which really sucks, i was looking forwards to it!

But I told him to make sure to get the stuff today at 3, and give it to me tomorrow.. I'm really sick of waiting..

 

I'm just waiting for OrigionallyMasked to tell us this saga was a joke and he's been fucking with everyone the whole time letting RooRshack and everyone fall for it lol.

But seriously. So much stinks about this whole situation. Don't text,ask, or mention the money or weed to this dude ever again. If he eventually comes though, great. Until then, act like you don't have time for his punk ass and treat him with the "holier-than-thou" attitude. Here's why: Even if this kid actually plans on delivering, he's got you wrapped around his finger. You're a newbie, gullible, putty in his hand, sucker. You've been waiting around dealing with his b.s. for days now. It's 20 dollars worth of weed. This kid who according to your last post, was talking to all the other "stoners", could have gotten it by now. And what's the importance of it being "hash-joints"? lol. All you wanted was some weed. Fuck that. Kid could have sold you a dime of oregano and you'd might not have known (no offense).

Not to sound harsh, it sucks being new at this all and getting dicked around. But you are. Evn if he delivers, you've been played lol. And fuck pre-rolled anything. You'll learn to like seeing your bud on the stem. Good luck man!:2thumbsup:

 

Lol i'm warming to this guy already. Sounding more promising and ya known as being up for it now so even if he dont come through be more easier to get it now. 3 decent joints of hash gotta be around the gram mark.

 

i like seeing my bud on the branch

 

on the fuckin' bean stalk :2thumbsup: