Pay a generous compliment to the poster before you

With her curlers in and her teeth out,no make-up on and her manky old bathrobe on as she gets the milk in off the doorstep,she STILL makes Halle Berry look average.




[she told me to say that]

 

Manages to make the most ridiculous things sound plausible

 

Has a pair that would make the average female either VERY jealous,or VERY horny,according to predilection. [don't tell her I told you that]

 

Is a better driver than I am

 

Is sweet,kind,generous and nice to stray puppies.

 

Is very gentle with his dandy brush

 

I have seen this lady clad in 'the minimum'.....and you would SWEAR she was a teenager! Makes the Venus De Milo seem like Norah Batty in comparison!

 

Looks better than Compo in Wellington boots

 

Has an internal magnetism that draws eyes to her beauty

 

combines the most unlikely concatenations of words into intoxicatingly mellifluous blends

 

is unabashedly extravagant in employing impressively gargantuan superlatives employing multisyllabic pronounciations engendering polysyllabic translucence in interpretation

 

is a true and supportive friend

 

Refreshingly different

 

charming companion

 

fun to play with ;-)

 

beautiful smile :2thumbsup:

 

Always reliable

 

always fun

 

Keeps this forum alive

 

Does a fine job of holding up her end....;-)