Patty or Selma Bovier: Everyone's 'Creepy Aunt'.

"I'm scared, Lisa."
"You think you know fear? Well, I've seen 'em naked!"

—Homer Alone,
Bart and Lisa Simpson,
Season 3, Episode 15,
Original air date: February 6, 1992.



"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's.. H-O-M-E-R."
[doll emerges from bathtub welding a small harpoon. Homer screams and runs naked through the house past Marge and her two
sisters in kitchen]
"There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality."

—Treehouse of Horror III,
Homer Simpson and Patty,
Season 4, Episode 5,
Original air date: October 29, 1992.



"The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction."
"Eh. Plenty more where that came from!"

—Selma's Choice,
Lisa Simpson and Selma,
Season 4, Episode 13,
Original air date: January 21, 1993.



"Homer, I'm... I'm speechless. You just saved our hides."
"On top of everything else don't make me picture your hides!"

—Homer vs. Patty and Selma,
Patty Bouvier and Homer Simpson,
Season 6, Episode 17,
Original air date: February 26, 1995.



"Hello, beautiful. John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses."
"You? Nonsense. You're Troy McClure. I remember you from such films as Meet Joe Blow and Give My Remains to Broadway. Stars like you don't need glasses."
[puts glasses on]
"Yuck!"

—A Fish Called Selma,
Troy McClure and Selma Bouvier,
Season 7, Episode 19,
Original air date: March 24, 1996.



"So, working at the D.M.V. must be very interesting."
"Well, I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day."

—A Fish Called Selma,
Troy McClure and Selma Bouvier,
Season 7, Episode 19,
Original air date: March 24, 1996.



"You are Mrs. Homer Simpson? He is your soul mate and lover?"
"Yes. Homer Simpson is my whole world. I love him."
[Homer, meanwhile back in the U.S.] "Oh! I just felt a chill go through my very soul."
"Yeah. Those Sloppy Joes'll do that."

—Goo Goo Gai Pan,
Chinese Bureaucrat, Selma and Homer Simpson and Lenny,
Season 16, Episode 12,
Original air date: March 13, 2005.