Patriotism

Then how about a threesome? I'll let you have your choice about who gets front and back.

 

pass. i love my man, I also don't want to risk pregnancy with you lololol. you should take dev's help

 

It was a joke. Geesh.

 

Oh calm down! I was joking too!
Well not really but. HaHAHA jk ya I was messing with you

 

I'd be pissed if you woke me up right now. Maybe for a grilled cheese.

 

Lol deviate you would be pissed? Come on if a girl came in and started grinding on you…. smh maybe this is why you're single lol go to bed old man!!

 

I don't know why I cracked open another beer but after this one I am seriously hitting the sack!

 

gnite Wizard!!

 

Put it this way, I wouldn't be pissed if I wake up at 7 for work spooning said girl naked and wake her up with my dick without her flipping out about it's early and needing sleep.

Maybe I need to stop dating bartenders and servers, who knows. Monkhood is much easier believe me.

 

Good night! I'm out for real this time.

 

that's just really weird to read, my wife can wake me up anytime she wants

 

Wow, that thread went downhill really fast.

 

See what happens when you leave the kids home alone.

 

lol wtf are you guys talking about...i came here to talk patriotism and there is some kinda threesome going on?

 

I missed the threesome too. We should start our own.

 

Well aren't you just a good hubby :2thumbsup:

 

I'm cool about my wife waking me up because it's usually for sex.

 

I've never had a wife and if I did I would probably be cool with it too. Because I've been cool with it with non evil, good girlfriends and I wouldn't marry a crazy bitch.

My last one was evil though. She tried to use sex as a form of control, and part of that was waking me up for drunk sex when she knew I had a busy morning ahead of me.. yet wouldn't wake up to fuck when she could go back to bed for hours. So after I was onto her games I told her to go fuck herself. Needless to say we broke up.

And that's how I feel about that until a good girlfriend changes my perspective back to normal. Which at this rate isn't going to happen because I'm not letting it.

 

Could be worse. My brother was living with a woman who was and still is bat shit crazy. He woke up in the middle of the night to her standing over him with a butcher knife. I was like...um...I think it's time to get rid of this one, dude!

 

Screw that. I've seen a few boiling rabbits in my day, but nothing that insane.