Patriotism

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deviate throw bird a pity laugh

 

You guys are something else! I like this board. :afro:

 

lulz

Careful, Deviate might go all Rambo on yer ass.

 

It's never funny when the jokes on you mang mang, it's ok. I can send some American girls to the netherlands to get you laid too. Just take them on a bike ride across some canals and let them smoke some legal weed, you're in.

 

Deviate knows I don't care about his pity laughs. He might be stupid, but he is clever like that.

 

Only if I can be on top. I don't want to get crushed by them.

 

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Shit's just getting fun but holy hell I need to sleep. Fuck it, 5 more min

 

I'm about to take one more beer and then go to sleep.
And to stay on-topic in this thread I will sing the national anthem too.

 

Haven't you been working? Oh wait, you get free welfare over there. Well what about the gym? I mean surely you have bulked up at least somewhat by now that a 98 lb female won't crush you?

 

Yup. One more beer for me and I'm out too. Work comes early.

 

Well given the fact he's 4'9 and 76 lbs, things could get dicey. loll

 

I just opened my last one too.

But if you want, in all seriousness, I can send some with Mcdonalds treats for you. Hit it from the back and you have a built in Heineken and french fry tray.

 

Cheers to the last beer!!!!!!

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I'm getting ready to put up a flag pole, I like flying a flag. I'm proud of my family and the people I come from.

 

I can handle ladies from all over the world, but the average American female is just too much too handle. If I have sex I want to be sure my dick is inside her pussy and not wrapped in some fat roll.

 

Isn't he a viking?

Bird, if you aren't 6'4, 250 and have things living in your beard I am disappointed.

 

The Dutch aren't vikings, but we are the tallest people in the world. And I am average in my country. On almost everything.

 

I've seen a few Dutch penises. On a world average they're ehhh passable.

 

How many have you tasted?