Pat Roberton calls for assassination

Discussion in 'Politics' started by shaggie, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  2. he's pretty bloody crazy then isn't he.......


    well then, hope bush isn't crazy as he is.....


    and you know, evil......
     
  3. outtahere

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    where does america fnd these lunatics, oh wait they elected bush...
     
  4. he ran for president in like 88.... I think he got a fair number of votes too.....
     
  5. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Yeah, he ran in 88. Check out the old 1988 SNL sketch about Pat Robertson vs. Bob Dole. Al Franken was impersonating Robertson and Norm McDonald did Bob Dole.

    Dole said, "Mr. Pat Robertson, we all know you're a Bible-thumping religious con-artist from way back. Let me tell you something, Mr. Pat Robertson: Cure my right arm and I'll step aside and let you become President." :)

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  6. if pat robertson had cured some things for dole viagra never would have had a spokesman....
     
  7. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Hey now! Don't be talking smack about the next Minister of Homeland Security!


    And besides, he was just thinking about all the poor kids that would die if we invaded Venezuela. Plus, think of all the collateral damage to the precious oil fields if we had to carpet bomb! Uber Reichmarshall Robertson truly has everyone's best interests at heart. He should be deified!





























    ~and if ANYONE thinks I was being serious, please avail yourself of a Fleet's Enema pronto~
     
  8. canadian_boy

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    He's just plain stupid, he should retire . And after he says that Islam is a dangerous religion. He should look at its christian views ...
     
  9. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I thought that was Oral Roberts. But then again, who's counting. :)

    I know it wasn't Jimmy Swaggert of the PTL club. He was the one who kept having sex with the church secretary. They even found condoms stashed in his bible.

    You know, PTL stands for 'Pay the Lady'. Or is it 'Pass the Loot'?

    Those people sure make a mockery of Christianity.

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  10. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Q. Where do all the TV Evangelists go after Motel 6?

    A. Motel 7

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  11. luvndrumn

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    ^^^^^
    Funny!

    Here's another funny. It's provided by that good ole gospeller hissef, Pat the R:

    ...stop Venezuela from becoming a
    source

    That's funny - Communists and Muslim extremists in bed together.
    Oh, Pat, you should take it on the road!:rolleyes:


    But the real insidious thing about that comment is that a lot of Robinson's sheep don't know that Communists and Muslim extremists would slit each other's throats. So he is seen as a beacon of reason in a tumultuous sea.:rolleyes:

    BAA baaaaaaa.
     
  12. taxrefund90

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    i don't think that's what Jesus would've done. i think he would've done something funny but amazing, like turn water into a discoball. got that one from family guy.

    i love how he says bush was right in going to war, but he comes out and says this. we don't have to start another 200 billion dollar war to take one man out. shows you how much he really supports bush's policy on war startin'.
     
  13. Communism

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    The US have failed to kill Castro, depite hundreds of assasination attempts. You can not even be sure the US will manage to kill Chavez, even if they try to invade Venezuela. The US is far from invincible.
     
  14. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    U.S. troops were in Venezuela a year or two ago trying to run the oil equipment during the workers strike. Somehow it didn't work out right. :)

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    I think what this man doesnt understand is that chavez is the head of a movement, not some crazy dictator.

    The best castro one was the exploding cigar, and they did the wrong brand!
     
  16. Eugene

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    Dude's just plain nutty.
    I used to watch the 700 club every now and again just in case he did something stupid. I thought it was funny until i realized that there are real people out there who actually believe in him.
     
  17. Pointbreak

    Pointbreak Banned

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    What's funny is that Robertson is a true believer in the sort of conspiracy theories pushed by Pressed Rat.

    Great minds think alike.

    http://www.libertysoft.com/liberty/features/mccormack52.html

    (apologies for a very long article - but you can skip down to the bit on Robertson's book, "The New World Order")
     
  18. Gerva

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    that's the true conservative feeling..nice uh?
     
  19. Angel_Headed_Hipster

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    why are you out to get rat pointbreak, I have never seen rat post an insult to anyone or make fun of their beliefs in a completely seperate post where that person had never even posted before, why don't you just back off man...
     
  20. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    chavez is going to take legal action against him
     

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