Party time

Imagine that everyone who posts on random thoughts was at a big house party..
Where would you be? What would you be doing?..

I'd be sitting indian style on the floor, petting a dog or cat, depending on whose house we're at and which animal(s) are available...drink in hand, vodka or beer, again depending on availability..
after finishing my drink, I'd ask if anyone wants to get high and play scrabble..

 

I would be having sex with the straightest guy of the party who never thought he would enjoy bottoming. Is he drunk, is he secretly gay? Who cares, I'm screwing him.

 

Hiding in the corner

 

and when everyone acts like they're too cool to play scrabble, I'd go drink a mango strawberry smoothie! yum

 

I'd either be pouring people drinks, talking to people I've never met before, or smoking a bowl and passing it around.

 

then I'd go up to Mama and say "Hey wait, I'm a professional" then I'd start pouring a drink and spill some whiskey and gingerale all over the place..
then I'd go sit with the cat again.

 

Hahaha.

 

then I'd tell the cat I'm not drunk and coil into a fetal position on the middle of the floor..

 

someone turns the Grateful Dead on and it's soooo loud..
pulsating the floor

 

^^^you've got the right idea.

edit: about going outside. not about the grateful dead. not my thing.

 

Lmao! I am drunk on the floor in fetal position!!

 

Only if someone changes the grateful dead, and we can hear the music outside.

With the cat! =^.^=

 

so I start waking up and some hot chick comes and cuddles with me, wobs & nz male are sitting on recliners just staring..

 

:smilielol5: :rofl:

 

I think Orison is dj..
>.<

 

this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR90gQ-SIaY"]Cream - White Room - Lyrics - YouTube

 

Then I ask Orison to play something dancey.

Cream is dancey enough.

 

idk where he is, guess I'm dj

 

...anyone seen maelstrom?

 

a cheesy dance song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc"]Chumbawamba - Tubthumping - YouTube