Paris Hilton Memoirs.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodui, May 14, 2007.

  1. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I used to wonder why I had to hear about Paris Hilton breathing.

    But know that she's going to prison... that's hot, I say to myself.

    I can't wait till she gets out and is talking about shanking a blood as initiaion.
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    (AP) May 11, 2007 - She was sentenced to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County’s jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.

    Inmates there get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren’t permitted — “it’s all poultry-based,” said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as “a very nice place.”

  3. i still dont think its gonna happen.
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    It happened to Martha Stewart :H

  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Who the hell cares about Paris friggin' Hilton?
  6. your mom does, i'll bet
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    She could get dual citizenship real easy and not set foor in the US till that's long forgotten. Otherwise, shes going to have a real hard time getting an appeal.

    No telling how much coke Paris Hilton could fit up her ass. I'm betting it's enough to make her a lot of friends.
  8. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I do now. I think she deserves to go to jail for being famous for not being talented at anything. The illusion of justice is satisying.
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    I personally don't care unless the storyline from prison is: Paris Hilton: Gang raped by rampaging horde of lesbians [​IMG]

  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    rampaging horde of lesbians makes any story.
  11. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    As you may have noticed, Paris seems to have a problem keeping her personal, private things personal and private. So it’s no surprise that we recently came into possession of her day planner for the final weeks before her incarceration.

    Take a look:

    May 15 Ask granddad* to build a new jail in Lynwood, with a penthouse suite.

    (*That would be Hilton Hotels co-chairman Barron Hilton.)

    May 16 Try to cut deal with prosecutor; offer to testify against Nicole.

    May 19 Have Nicky* design a new jail jumpsuit, preferably something with pink or rhinestones.

    (*her sister)

    May 20 Stockpile cigarettes to trade for lipgloss and hair gel.

    May 23 Go to gym — bulk up for jail.

    May 24 Aw, forget it.

    May 25 Scout publishers and ghostwriter for tell-all book, “Heiress Under Lockdown.”

    May 26 Appear at “Team Paris” fundraiser at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas.

    May 27 “What do you mean In-N-Out Burger doesn’t deliver to jail?”

    May 28 Premiere of “The Simple Life Goes to Camp.” As if!

    May 29Call the Rev. Sharpton’s radio show, apologize for what I said on that YouTube video. I didn’t mean it. Really.

    May 30 Call jail — add Rosie to visitors list. Scratch Cameron Diaz.

    May 31 Which sunglasses to bring?

    June 1 “What do you mean I can’t have a nail file in jail?”

    June 2 Rent “Jailhouse Rock” and “Stir Crazy” for video party with Brit and Lindz.

    June 3 Sunday brunch with Martha Stewart.

    June 4 Take Tinkerbell to the kennel.

    June 5 (Circled with a little frowny face.)

    hahahaha... I really do hope she goes to jail for a couple months.. without anything.. maybe that will straighten her up..
  12. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    why are people so caught up in others lifes (who you will never ever meet)?

    Just work to better yourself.

    Makes me glad I don't have cable or even basic.
  13. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    I don't watch much tv or follow celebrity gossip much but it's hard not to know she's going to jail for 45 days just by signing into the internet. And I'm really glad she is because anyone else would be. It makes me happy. :)
  14. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

    *cries* im so upset that shes going to prison for driving with her headlights out and a suspended liscence

    she brings beauty into my boring life! i need her not to go to prison or my life will never have beauty in it again
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    i've never stayed at the hilton in paris, if there even is one. i went to a science fiction convention at the one in portland oregon a couple of times though.

  16. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    so she goes to jail, like thousands of others a day.

    She will likely be pampered, and it will be akin to a slap on the wrist and a minor inconvenience, like Martha Stewart's final punishment kind of was compared to what most people would get for the same crime.
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    the whole going to jail thing WOULD be hot if she didn't likely have herpes.
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    and if she wasn't as ugly as my cat's ass.
  19. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Cat's asses have tails, which is redeamable.

    I don't see why anytime anything about pop culture comes up, theres always someone suggesting you shouldn't care. I'll be intrested in what I want.


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