We used to use something called a spoof. Its a toilet paper roll with some fabric softener stuffed in it. Blow the smoke through that and it will cover up a lot of the smell, unless your smoking a blunt. But if you have the money, vapo is the best
I think you should quit being paranoid. Embrace your chronicism... and just answer the door high. Soon you will be able to attend your child's parent teacher conferences high and everything. You just gotta go there.
I got a letter after my first house inspection saying that I was in breach of contract for smoking (ciggy's) in the house, ... but they did not actually do anything about it. I had washed all surfaces, used febreeze, incense, essential oils, aired the house for days, everything, and they still smelt it underneath it all. I'd like to be able to re- lease the house so prior to an inspection I had last week, I blasted the house for a couple of hours with an ozone generator. Smelt like fresh rain. I got a follow up letter about agreeing to install some extra locks I requested, ...but no mention of ciggy smell this time. Look up some hydro stores to check the ozone gen's out. edit - oh, and I had been smoking weed in the house a few hours prior to last weeks inspection too, ..that is how good the ozone is. There are some health/safety considerations tho, so be aware of them if anyone goes this route.
Most states in the US have a law about landlord giving 24-48hrs notice before they come to your place for anything. Look it up online next time you are online then tell you landlord to respect you rights otherwise HE is in breach of the contract.
Go outside man if you can't stay inside and smoke. It's not hard, there isnt much thats gunna help you. When I was living in a condo before we bought our house, my landlord was putting a screen in on my window, but I didnt realize it till buddy just pops up in my window, I had a bag of weed on my computer desk, bong, papers all that shit, mom comes home, evitcion notice on the door lol. Just walk to a park and blaze on the way, and walk back home, shouldnt be too hard.
yea man, make a spluff (spelling) and use it in the bathroom, don't forget to change the dryer cloth in it every week (depending on how much you smoke).