Parents found full stash:(

Tell them the beatles gave it to you and you were holding it for em.

 

NO! Beatles are lame, tell them you were holding it for some "flying pigs that can speak english and spanish".

 

Noo! Tell them that Gray Davis met you on the side of a deserted road in a yellow pancho and told you to take the bags and meet him at the contact spot!

 

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hopefully the dpt finally makes it click for you

 

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i found my hard sunglasses over works wonders for my baggies. hide that in some place obvious but out of the way. nobody really thinks twice about it.

 

Losing any stash blows, but $800 worth. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

My mom found my little weed stash when I was fifteen. She was more pissed that I was stealing it from her than that I was smoking. If she found all my psychedelics (or had, as I don't live with my parents anymore) she probably would be wanted me to share. As old hippies, my parents taught me a lot about drugs (and the family disposition towards alcoholism).

Fuck benzos, BTW.

 

Benzos have a place and time when they can help. Like when I got ripped off and didnt want to go on a rampage that would end up in my arrest.

However I do not recommend them on a daily recreational basis.

 

I totally agree that they're useful, I just don't like how they make me feel. Or how stupid they make other people act.

 

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theyre just like alcohol in a way. if you take too many, youll have loose lips, likely piss people off, and wake p the next day with no memory.