PARACHUTING: A Guide to Parachuting Substances

[COOLSTORYBRO] Last time I took mdma, I was preparing little parachutes for me and my friends out of the powder, and one of my boys asks me, "Is it safe for me to be swallowing a piece of paper towel?" I thought this was HILARIOUS considering he was ok with swallowing the drugs, just not the paper.[/COOLSTORYBRO]

 

I have a shit load of 30mg Adderall instant release. Hundreds... I followed these directions and there is no difference between swallowing a instant release pill of any type and parachuting one. The only time "parachuting" is any better is when the pill is a time released or extended release formula. For example, OxyContin is better when you parachute it. As for instant release Adderall, there is zero difference because the pill is made to dissolve instantly anyway. I have tried parachuting just about every pill that's worth taking, from Adderall to MDMA, and it's a waste of toilet paper if you ask me. Snorting Adderall is way better than parachuting. That shit is like mild Cocaine when you snort enough of it.

 

Yes.

 

Sometimes after taking a cristal part of my lips swalles .I thing I ve had an alergic reaction .Is that mean if I parashute my cristal I am not going to have any problem because does t touch any part of my lips or inside my mouth ?

 

If something gives you an allergic reaction just from contact, it probably isn't a good idea to then ingest it.

 

Not everytime happends .even if I know that everytime I am taking a cristal maybe is something else I it.but really to be sure probably parashuting is good idea.

 

Please follow this guide! I didn't look up how to properly parachute- it seemed simple enough. first time I tried it, I was alone and when I swallowed a ball of tissue paper... I spent the next minute choking on it, my vision started fading, but it eventually broke apart and went down in all my panic... powder was all through my throat and it hurt like shit to breathe for a while. It was terrifying and I really should be dead right now... just a warning, please be smart, I'm still shaken by it all...

 

"using illicit drugs for the mentally retarded"

I'm pretty sure the name comes from crushing your substance and "parachuting" it into your mouth - ie. tapping it off a card or whatever you crushed it on, so it falls into your open mouth - not swallowing fuckin' toilet paper (yes, we've all read that - but what retard has done it (edit: other than the guy above me, who almost died doing it)? If you have something that needs to be contained, use a rolling paper).

My contribution to "our" parachuting guide: grow a pair, you have teeth for a reason.

I can't wait for "NOSEPICKING: A Guide To Picking Noses".