Panties!

panties are overrated, I'd rather go without than wear a thong and have fabric in my ass crack all day.....................................

 

I think boxers and those hipster things look cute on girls.

 

You see, it's attitude like this that kills your chances of having a German Love Machine for your very own.

Just think, that heroic guy has probably spent the last year thinking he saved you from the unsexy horrors of wearing boxers. He's going to be crushed when he comes back and finds out all his efforts were for naught.

I'm going to go put on boxers and then I'm going to just sit around looking amazing.

 

that guy was a total douchebag.

 

No he wasn't, he was a German Love Machine. Gawd, it's like you can't even read or something.