på svenska (dont't speak swedish? then don't read this)

Jeg tycker at det svenska sprok er jävlakul, men for fan: jeg kan inta beherska sproket jeres... og resten skriver jeg på dansk: det er jo noget forbandet puh-bæ.

 

jag tycker danska är lite svårt att förstå. jag förstår vissa saker men inte allt. viggo mortensen är dansk, det är häftigt!

 

I think I agree with you about Viggo Mortensen carnelian....that scene in the Lord of the Rings where the camera follows his body from his scuffed leather boots to his dark broody face is um.....good


So hope you haven't just said that Viggo Mortensen is a repulsive speciman of humanity who no person with any taste could like:&

 

Hehehe. She said Viggo Mortensen is a Dane.

 

viggo is superhot! i love him as aragorn with the long hair and the beard.
you know some like men in uniformes like firemen and policeofficers, me i like men in armor with swoards!

 

He is really hot as Aragorn, but he looks kinda... dull with short hair. Scruffy look suits him loads better.

 

I own some swords (okay I stole them from my brother). I can get some armor too, if you want

 

yeah i'd love that! do you have long hair? you have to have long hair to. hihi

 

Fuck, I need to get some Miracle Grow or something.
You're really picky.
I haven't shaved in awhile, will whiskers help your fantasy at all?

 

not shaving sounds good.

 

I got 2 out of 4, I think that's good enough.
Wait a minute, does cardboard armor work for you?
Now I got 3 out of 4

 

i don't know what carboard armor is but hey why not? haha

 

I can't find any cardboard, how about trash bag armor?

 

haha, no you'll just have to find a real armor. i know lots of people who makes their own real armor.

 

This is America, we don't make shit. We buy everything. Could I borrow some of your friends' armor?

 

Utseende vad JAG grunda ( hope thats right!)

Lets try again....Her look is cool like the foundation of a house

or maybe "titta vad jag hittade"

thats the last time I try to use an online dictionary...I was doing better crossing my fingers and looking for English sounding words:&

 

noo cool people make their things by themselves!

 

umm.... okay?
I'm not really sure if you mean anything by this, or you're just making a statement, or...................
I'm confused

 

no that's not quite right. you looked up the words in a dictionary right? well some english words have more than one meaning in swedish.

i think this is what you meant: "look what i found" = "titta vad jag hittade"

utseende = look (not like "look at that" but like "her look is cool")
grunda = found (not like "i found this picture" but like "foundation of a house")

 

haha. no i just meant that you will have to make your own armor, not borrow one from my friends bcause cool people create their own stuff they can't get a hold of.