Owner Of Pressure Cooker In Washington Bomb Scare Apologizes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/25/washington-pressure-cooker_n_7438474.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

So....apparently cops see a cooking device in a car along with fuel and calls the bomb squad. Dude ran a food truck. The full force of the US Government is blowing up kitchen utensils and getting hot dog vendors to confess to everything.

 

And on an adjacent street a toaster was found and killed. It was such a brave little toaster.

 

This is oink-worthy.