Owl Impersonation Thread

jon are you expecting me to believe THAT is an owl? *laughs*



ok cool...

 

owls for all, i say! For All!!!

 

i've never heard an owl make that noise...

 

ack ack ack ACK! <---------an owl doing an impersonation of a crow.....you like?

 

^^^^^ that's the best one yet!

 

...and of course there's always "woof woof woof"...only it's not woof as in the sound a dog makes, oh no, in fact it is like woooo but the closure of the sound is quite soft so it sounds like an 'f'.

 

"Whom whom." That's my gramatically-correct two cents.

 

dude, your bass never ceases to amazing me tawit tawhoooo. ya know, i think that owl calls should replace cat calls....so much more classy...in fact, cat calls aren't really catlike are they.....

oh just thought, cat calls aren't done by cats but for cats, but come on, who whistles for a cat? a dog maybe, but a cat?!

 

hey hey hey, this is strictly owl. no cats in here. this is the army.

 

that

is a blackbird.

well the picture was...which hasn't appeared in the quote...but you get the idea..

 

oh and thuwit thuwooo

..snap

crunch..

flap flap

(owl pouncing on a mouse)

 

apologies samdudehobothingyman, won't mention cats again....although i meant cats as in...cat owls....a rare breed only known by the deviant cumbrian joggers bathing society, run by the surfers chess club......



oh jon, so you were lying about the Big Black Orange Beaked Owl? *cries* i wanted one for easter, and now you tell me they're not real!?

 

i think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

 

Of course it's an owl! It's just as much an owl as the Lesser Spotted Blue Owl which graces the Arctic Tundra...

 

Oooooo-hoo, oooooooooo-hoo!
That's as close as I come phonetically... btw, owls don't just hoot. Have you ever heard an Eagle owl who's begging for food? They *chirp*! I swear to god.. we had one at Archeon, a European Eagle owl, one of the biggest owls in the world, and when you offered him a baby chick he'd chirp.
And sometimes when they're not very hungry they'll hide their food... once I had him on my arm and he tried to stuff the dead baby chick down my shirt

 

thought i'd dab my hand at owling (is that a word?)
ahem KALACKALACKAAAAAA
thank you. i shall go home now x

 

get out.

 

as much of an owl as the Never Spotted Pink Feathered Owl of the Deepest Floridian Jungles...

 

hahahaha

 

And the Venezuelan Three-Toed Tree Owl...