Overblown Egos And Heavy Crap And Unsatisfying Crap

Overblown Egos​

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Health or education: which is more important?​

Health or possessions: which is more worthwhile?​

Profit or loss: which is more troublesome?​

Overblown egos can become overrated,​

Meddling in the affairs of all others,​

When others wish they would stop.​

Having a brain fart toddlers stop,​

Plopping adorably on their butts,​

Most charming of overblown egos.​

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Heavy Crap
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Obligingly the perfect crap would always,​

Leave everybody's butts alone!​

A lot of crap, is an awful mess,​

That never cleans up that easily.​

Heavier crap means varied things,​

Tossing out stinkier crap, for fresh,​

Around here we always toss it uphill,​

The smell's just worse the higher you go,​

Collective sighs of relief from those down below!
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Unsatisfying Crap!
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When a nation has a nice sense of humor,​

Horse's drag manure through their fields.​

When a nation loses its sense of humor,​

Horses bear soldiers through its streets.​

There is no greater folly than ignoring our own horseshit!​

There is no greater disaster than losing our sense of humor!​

There is no greater sickness on earth,​

Than buying unsatisfying crap nobody wants!​

Poisoning the very ground and each other,​

Feeling incapable of ever stopping!​