Outlawed

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, May 31, 2004.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    No more!!! I am your new leader and as such I have taken it upon myself to ban a few things from your exsistance.


    1. No more thong underwear. They are gross and since men don't wear them why should I have to see them.

    2. No more breast implants. If you want to see huge ballons then go to the Macy's paraide like everyone else.

    3. No more prositution starting 12 midnight tonight. That means if you are out after 12 midnight with a prostitute than the sex is free. (That only works for tonight Bird!!)

    4. No more porn!!! That means all the Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Hombre, Biggem's, Hooters, Sex tapes, and etc. must go. (Don't mail them to Bird's house either 'cause I'm on to that little scheme.)

    5. You must not cheat. No cheating on anything, cards, people, taxes, diets, and etc. If you are caught cheating than you have to commit said act where everyone can see you. (That means if you bought a size 6 dress and you are closer to a 16 then it could be very embarressing for you.

    I hope you enjoy our time together.
     
  2. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    sorry i was eating chips, feeling a bit fat, say what???????????????????

    S
     
  3. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    [​IMG]2 and 3 are ok, but the rest suck ass[​IMG]
     
  4. Sounds like boring times are ahead when you ever become a leader.
     
  5. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    You are a bandwith glutton lol. Rules take a little time to get use to but I expect you to get around to it very soon. ;)
     
  6. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Do you own a whip?

    S
     
  7. I hope so!
     
  8. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    No I don't but I have high-heels and I can use a stick if I need to young man! ;)
     
  9. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    ok bending over now

    S
     
  10. StellaBlue

    StellaBlue Senior Member

    I happen to like thong underwear and porn damnit! I have rights, you know. :p
     
  11. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    me too!!!
    you go girl!
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    You have to understand that I'm very selfish. (It's about me. It's always about me. I have a moon and a ring and when they don't revolve around me I'm like this. :mad:
    It's important to keep me like this: ;) at all times.
     
  13. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    I find your unprovoked attack on breast implants uncalled-for, and highly offensive [​IMG]!!

    [​IMG]

    ^^ A Good Woman ^^
     
  14. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Her breat are bigger than her legs lol.
     
  15. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    what ever happened to free will
     
  16. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    It cost $1.00 for Free Will (Inflation)
     

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