No more!!! I am your new leader and as such I have taken it upon myself to ban a few things from your exsistance. 1. No more thong underwear. They are gross and since men don't wear them why should I have to see them. 2. No more breast implants. If you want to see huge ballons then go to the Macy's paraide like everyone else. 3. No more prositution starting 12 midnight tonight. That means if you are out after 12 midnight with a prostitute than the sex is free. (That only works for tonight Bird!!) 4. No more porn!!! That means all the Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Hombre, Biggem's, Hooters, Sex tapes, and etc. must go. (Don't mail them to Bird's house either 'cause I'm on to that little scheme.) 5. You must not cheat. No cheating on anything, cards, people, taxes, diets, and etc. If you are caught cheating than you have to commit said act where everyone can see you. (That means if you bought a size 6 dress and you are closer to a 16 then it could be very embarressing for you. I hope you enjoy our time together.
You are a bandwith glutton lol. Rules take a little time to get use to but I expect you to get around to it very soon.
You have to understand that I'm very selfish. (It's about me. It's always about me. I have a moon and a ring and when they don't revolve around me I'm like this. It's important to keep me like this: at all times.
I find your unprovoked attack on breast implants uncalled-for, and highly offensive !! ^^ A Good Woman ^^
