Outdoor Love

I don't know why but for some reason I want to go outside and fornicate near a like. Yep, just role back and fourth across some fresh green grass on a blanket. ('Cause I have asthma/allergies) Yes, I want to moon the sun and make the rabbits jealous. How about you my friend, care to join me?

 

This is your last chance.

 

I would... but those darn squirrels are bothering me

 

This sounds like a job for.......................................


Booty_Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

we have the sixth largest lake in the country right here, but fornicating next to it in January is not advisable. Well, you wouldn't have to worry but alergies this time of year, so thats a plus for you

 

how about fornicating next to a warm beach? Beaches are generally squirrel-free.

 

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I might slip off into the sand. (I chafe. Chaffing is not sexy.)

 

nothing wrong with getting a few squirrels or chipmunks involved.

 

try finding a squirrel that's shaved :X

 

Well, Squirrels remind me of prism... and that makes me miss her even more.

 

good point Kier, those squirrels are a bit too "au naturale" for me, its like they are stuck in the 70's

 

i tried waxing one...but i used too much, so sold it as a candle

 

haha... I would have given it to a peta member as a gift. j/k

 

How come the thought of having sex with me makes one think of squirrels.

 

haha
best thread EVER

 

well, in a 'normal' january i'd agree with you on that...but until that happens, with the weather the way it is...i'd fornicate next to that river...

 

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Thanks

 

Bellfire who is that man in your signature?