Outdoor Love

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    I don't know why but for some reason I want to go outside and fornicate near a like. Yep, just role back and fourth across some fresh green grass on a blanket. ('Cause I have asthma/allergies) Yes, I want to moon the sun and make the rabbits jealous. How about you my friend, care to join me?




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  2. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    This is your last chance.
     
  3. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    I would... but those darn squirrels are bothering me
     
  4. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    This sounds like a job for.......................................


    Booty_Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

    we have the sixth largest lake in the country right here, but fornicating next to it in January is not advisable. Well, you wouldn't have to worry but alergies this time of year, so thats a plus for you
     
  6. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    how about fornicating next to a warm beach? Beaches are generally squirrel-free.
     
  7. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I might slip off into the sand. (I chafe. Chaffing is not sexy.)
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    nothing wrong with getting a few squirrels or chipmunks involved.
     
  9. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    try finding a squirrel that's shaved :rolleyes: :X
     
  10. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Well, Squirrels remind me of prism... and that makes me miss her even more.
     
  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    good point Kier, those squirrels are a bit too "au naturale" for me, its like they are stuck in the 70's
     
  12. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    i tried waxing one...but i used too much, so sold it as a candle
     
  13. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    haha... I would have given it to a peta member as a gift. j/k
     
  14. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    How come the thought of having sex with me makes one think of squirrels.
     
  15. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    haha
    best thread EVER
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    well, in a 'normal' january i'd agree with you on that...but until that happens, with the weather the way it is...i'd fornicate next to that river...
     
  17. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Thanks ;)
     
  18. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Bellfire who is that man in your signature?
     

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