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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gyro Gearloose, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I just burned my fscking thumb in the fscking toaster getting a fsck slice of toast out of it. Dammit.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  2. drawinginblank

    drawinginblank Member

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    I hope you finger is alright.
     
  3. ceasar augustus

    ceasar augustus Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well at least you're not complaining about it to the rest of the world.
     
  4. RandomVegan

    RandomVegan Member

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    well that outta teach you, next time use a fork to dig it out















































































































































































































































    umm remember to unplug it first or it is going to hurt even worse
    :) :2thumbsup:
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i assume it was your right index finger, since that's the one that would normally be hitting the "u" key if it weren't injured.
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Nothing that a warsteiner cant take care of :D
     
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  8. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    How the hell did you do that? Did you have some seriously short bread that required you to insert you finger into the toaster while it was on? That might be a pretty shitty loaf of bread. Or maybe you have a shitty toaster. My bread is made by hippies and my toaster is purchased and run by my wife and daughter. I'm kind of ok on such matters. I hope so anyway.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  10. usedtobehoney

    usedtobehoney Senior Member

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    I have some bread that is very expensive and it is on the short side. I don't have a toaster anymore, but I'm fairly sure I've burned my hand getting bread out of a toaster before. Oh also I used to put veggie burgers in the toaster out of laziness and it would fall apart in the toaster. That's another fun way to burn yourself with a toaster.
     
  11. Quiet Storm

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    Gyro, that was very cute.
    I'm sorry you got burned, but that was cute.
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Hope There Are Other People Like Myself Out There

    That Got A Good Laugh Out Of Gyro's Thread...:).

    Gyro Is A Senior Engineer That Travels All Over Europe And

    Solves Complex Problems Every Minute Of The Working Day,

    Yet When It Comes Down To Something As

    Simple As Removing A Jammed Piece Of Toast, He Seriously

    "Screws Up",

    I Can Not Help But Laugh....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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  14. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Goood morning,

    jepp, doesn't hurt anymore. There's a little mark now. Right next to the mark where the burning molten plastic had dropped a few decades ago.

    I blame it on the toaster.


    It's not so bad. I have a wooden floor. Depending on the humidity it only tickles a bit ;).


    Regards
    Gyro
     
  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Gooood morning,

    fscking u key.


    Cooling is always good ;).

    ;)

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  16. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Goood morning,

    Short bread is the missing hint. See below.


    That helps ;).

    The bread I used was half the size of the 'normal' bread. I had to manipulate the lever to push the bread up a bit. Then the idea was to clamp the bread with my thumb and get it out. That is a good idea, I've done it before. But it was also the first ingredient for a bad idea. The second ingrediant was my left hand which fiddled with the coffee maker at the same time. I had to step to the left a bit, the angle of my thumb in the hot toaster changed and there we are.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  17. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Goood morning,

    you like burning sensations :eek:?


    I'm glad you have fun. That's why I started the tread.

    I'm not an expert in security. But I think that is how most disasters start. Doing a thing, not paying enough attention, getting distracted.

    It's a national holiday here in Germany today. Now I have something to fill the day with. Building a Goldberg toaster ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Why didn't you get that walking lightbulb to get it out for you?
     
  19. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    Helferlein? Do you know where on gods earth (and elsewhere) his head has been before? I don't want him in my toaster ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I admit I did not thought about that :p
     

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