Other guys; can you/would you suck yourself off?

he'll yah I can suck my own dick I ounce fit half my dick in my mouth and sucked my self off then cummed all in my mouth

 

hell yeah i would do it...id blow myself at least twice a day

 

Crazy Steelrods! God gave us hands for that, but see!...Human nature, always seeks for new inventions! I have only one part in my mouth that is sexually intact and its designed for licking, not sucking!

 

on good days i kan. but i dont. feels wierd

 

i used to be able to get the head of my penis in... but not anymore

 

wish i could i just tried but i cant not flexable enough

 

Lol...when i was much younger,i tried to see if i could,and i got half way over it...i didn't like it,never did it again...i did it lying on my back and putting my legs behind my head and bending my back down(harder to explain than i thought)...used to be quite flexible...

 

on good days ya
had to see if i could do it once i was like 12 13
yeaaa dont really do it tho could break ur nekk

 

I was able to do it today for the first time. I really enjoyed it.


Unfortunately, I had to cut my dick off first. In hindsight, I sorta feel stupid now.

 

I would if I could but alas I can't.

 

No. Not even if I could.

Peace

 

thats the grosest thing ive ever heard

 

There is always the old joke...

Q. Why do dogs always lick their genitals?

A. Because they can!

 

As a teen I was very limber, I could get it almost all the way in, but to stressed to make myself cum . I use to take turns with a girlfriend , she liked watching . I tried the other day and got 2" in and I hurt for a few days after .

 

lol never thought of it like that

 

Thats a pretty good point, but really i can't reach my dick and even if i could i really wouldnt want to suck it. I mean really, urine and waste comes out of that opening, its almost like sucking on a drain pipe. Ok mabye that was a bit exaggerated, but its pretty close to it.

 

But by the same ruling, does that also discount you from oral sex with a partner?

 

I can get the head in, help to put your leg behind your head

 

lol.
but to the poll. i can't and wouldn't.
i'd probly try it out but not make a habit of it lol

 

I have been sucking my cock for like 10 years since I was a kid so now I can fit half my cock in my mouth. Its a bit overrated cause it hurts your neck and is more work than just laying back and stroking it. I do it just for fun once in a while but its not like I dont leave the house cause i can do it.