Corporal punishment has been banned and your not old enough for consentual S&m so you'll just have to wait
i have to wonder if you're some obese 38 year old guy sitting at home in his tighty whiteys with his pet cat named fluffy on his lap.
well, he made a thread about Zammo from an old telly program (the thread was called Just Say No or summit) so the odds are that he's older than me...