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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lalalamort, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Ahahah you people are so incredibly dumb. :D
     
  2. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Made up or not, it probably kicks the shit out of your life.
     
  3. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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  4. Dark Star

    Dark Star Member

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    i like to look at pictures of elephants.
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I like to look at pictures of people in my family who I never met.
     
  6. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Creepy, ain't it?
     
  7. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    I took a moment from my day
    wrapped it up in things you say
    mailed it off to your address
    you'll get it pretty soon unless

    the packaging begins to break
    and all the points I tried to make
    are tossed with thoughts into a bin
    time leaks out my life leaks in

    you won't find moments in a box
    and someone else will set your clocks
    I took a moment from my day
    wrapped it up in things you say
    and mailed it off to you


     
  8. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Heehee...by far my favorite Trey picture.
     
  9. Orsino2

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    Mine too. :D I love that picture. Treyyy is wilson.
     
  10. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    I can't decide on a Phishboy :(

    On the other hand, I too, have been wading in the Velvet Sea. :eek: :D
     
  11. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    I'd like to live beneath the dirt
    A tiny space to move and breathe
    Is all that I would ever need

    I wanna live beneath the dirt
    Where I'd be free from push and shove
    Like all those swarming up above

    Beneath their heels I'll spend my time
    I'll wriggle in the earth and dew
    And sometimes I will think of you

    And if you ever think of me
    Kneel down and kiss the earth
    And show me what this thought is worth.

    Lets all post Phish Lyricss!!!![​IMG]
     
  12. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I come from atop the mountain baby
    Where the people come to pray
    I come from atop the mountain baby
    Where the people come to pray
    There ain't no truth in action
    'Less you believe it anyway

    I was riding down the road one day and
    Someone hit a possum
    I was riding down the road one day and
    Someone hit a possum
    The road was his end
    His end was the road
    So they say

    Whoa possum...
    possum, possum...
    POSSUM
    Whoa possum...
    possum, possum...
    POSSUM
    Whoa possum, possum
    Your end is the road

    I was riding down the road one day and
    Someone hit a possum
    I was riding down the road one day and
    Someone hit a possum
    The road was his end
    His end was the road
    So they say

    Whoa possum...
    possum, possum...
    POSSUM
    Whoa possum...
    possum, possum...
    POSSUM
    Whoa possum,
    Your end is the road
    Whoa possum, possum
    Your end is the road
     
  13. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    In the cool shade of the banana tree
    On the rugged trail toward the balcony
    A child of the twentieth century
    A dried up Goliath and a weasel named Fee

    Far away in another place
    A fading beauty named Milly Grace
    And a bamboo cane to help her keep the pace

    Fee was a Buddhist prodigy
    Long past the age of maturity
    Someday he knew it would set him free
    Like it did for Floyd the chimpanzee

    Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
    That's completely free.
    You're racing with the wind
    You're flirting with death
    So have a cup of coffee
    And catch your breath

    Fee first met Milly in a bar in Peru
    His heart was jumping like a kangaroo
    Like a beast in a cage in an old Dutch zoo
    It was hopping and thumping in wooden shoes

    But Floyd was jealous and alone
    He wanted Milly for his own
    A desperate craving in his bones
    "Their love", he said, "I will not condone."

    Then one day on a ship to Quebec
    Floyd found Milly on a lover's trek
    He picked up a bottle and broke off the neck
    It sliced through the air, and Fee hit the deck

    Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
    That's completely free
    You want to stay with Milly
    Until you're dead
    But you just got a bottle
    Upside your head

    Milly turned and began to scream at Floyd
    Said "You think you're pretty mean"
    And though she was as thin as a small string bean
    She slammed him in the face with a nectarine

    Floyd fell back over the edge of the ship
    Till he hung from the rail by his fingertip
    Said, "Floyd I'll make you lose your grip
    With this tiny piece of paper I can make you slip"

    So Milly took that paper and did the deed
    Floyd hit the water with astonishing speed
    And as the sharks circled and began to feed
    Milly knew her weasel was finally free

    Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
    That's completely free
    Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple
    Cause Milly took that paper
    And sliced him on the nipple
     
  14. Orsino2

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    Wilson
    Wilson
    Wilson
    Wilson
    Wilson

    Once upon a time there was a mountain that rose out of a vast green forest. And in the forest there were birds and lakes and rocks and trees and rivers. The forest was also inhabited by a small group of people called the lizards. The lizards were a simple people and they had lived in the forest undisturbed for thousands of years in utter peace and tranquillity. Once a year when spring came, and the first blossoms began to show, the lizards would gather at the base of the mountain, to give thanks for all that they had. They thanked the birds and they thanked the lakes and they thanked the rocks and the trees and the rivers; but most importantly, they thanked Icculus. Icculus lived at the top of the mountain, or at least everyone thought so, for no one had actually ever seen him. But they knew he existed, because they had the Helping Friendly Book. Icculus had given the Helping Friendly Book to the Lizards thousands of years earlier as a gift. It contained all of the knowledge inherent in the universe, and had enabled the Lizards to exist in harmony with nature for years. And so they lived; until one day a traveler arrived in Gamehendge. His name was Wilson and he quickly became intrigued by the Lizards way of life. He asked if he could stay on and live in the forest; and the Lizards, who had never seen an outsider, were happy to oblige. Wilson lived with the Lizards for a few years, studying the ways of the Helping Friendly Book, and all was well. Until one morning when they awoke and the book was gone. Wilson explained that he had hidden the book, knowing that the Lizards had become dependent on it for survival. He declared himself king and enslaved the innocent people of Gamehendge. He cut down the trees and built a city, which he called Prussia. And in the center of the city he built a castle, and locked in the highest tower of the castle lay the Helping Friendly Book out of the reach of the Lizards forever. But our story begins at a different time, not in Gamehendge, but on a suburban street in Long Island, and our hero is no king sitting in a castle, he is a retired colonel shaving in his bathroom.

    Colonel Forbin looked square in the mirror and dragged the blade across his cold creamed skin. He saw the tired little folds of flesh that lay in a heap beneath his eyes. Fifty-two years of obedient self-restraint, of hiding his tension behind a serene veil of composure. For fifty-two years he had piled it all on the back burner, and for fifty-two years it had boiled, frothing over in a turbulent storm inside of him. It had escaped through his eyes, reacting with the cigarette smoke and the fluorescent lights and slowly accumulating into a sagging mass. He ran his dripping palm across the stubble on the nape of his neck and thought again about the door. He had discovered the door some months back on one of his ritualistic morning walks with his dog McGrupp. It had started out as a typical stroll with McGrupp bounding joyously ahead of the preoccupied colonel. As they reached the apex of the hill, he saw it and he knew it had always been there, and felt foolish for overlooking the door for so long. At first, he tried to ignore it, but he soon found that it was impossible, and slowly his newly acquired knowledge transformed his dreary life into a prison from which there was only one escape. And on this morning, Colonel Forbin stepped through the door.
     
  15. Micha

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    Things have fallen down on me
    Heavy things I could not see
    When I finally came around
    Something small would pin me down
    When I tried
    To step aside
    I moved to where they'd hoped I'd be

    Vanessa calls me on the phone
    Reminding me I'm not alone
    I fuss and quake and cavitate
    I try to speak and turn to stone

    Tilly reaches through my vest
    To do the thing that she does best
    She probes and tears my ventricles
    And steals my one remaining breath

    Things have fallen down on me
    Heavy things I could not see
    When I finally came around
    Something small would pin me down
    When I tried
    To step aside
    I moved to where they'd hoped I'd be

    Stumbling as I fall from Grace
    She needs my vision to replace
    Her ailing sight throughout the night
    Leaving two holes in my face

    Mary was a friend I'd say
    Until one summer day
    She borrowed everything I own
    And simply ran away

    Things have fallen down on me
    Heavy things I could not see
    When I finally came around
    Something small would pin me down
    When I tried
    To step aside
    I moved to where they'd hoped I'd be
     
  16. Orsino2

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    Passing through the corridor I came upon an aging knight
    Who leaned against the wall in gnarly armor
    He was on his way to see the king
    Wilson
    Wilson
    Wilson
    He led me through the streets of Prussia talking
    As he tried to crush a bug that scurried underneath his bootheel
    He said there was a place where we should go
    So he lead me through the forest to the edge of a lagoon by which
    We wandered 'til we reached a bubbly spring
    The knight grew very quiet as we stood there
    Then he lifted up his visor and he turned to me and he began to sing

    chorus:

    He said I come from the land of darkness
    I said I come from the land of doom
    He said I come from the land of Gamehendge
    From the land of the big baboon
    But I'm never never going back there
    And I couldn't if I tried
    'Cause I come from the land of Lizards
    And the Lizards they have died
    And the Lizards they have died
    And the Lizards they have died
    And the Lizards they have died

    He told me that the Lizards were a race of people practically extinct
    From doing things smart people don't do
    He said that he was once a Lizard too
    His name was Rutherford the Brave and he was on a quest to save
    His people from the fate that lay before them.
    Their clumsy end was perilously near
    The Lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightened
    By the writings of the Helping Friendly Book
    In all of Prussia only one existed
    And Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook

    [chorus]

    The Helping Friendly Book, it seemed, possessed the ancient secrets
    Of eternal joy and never-ending splendor
    The trick was to surrender to the flow
    We walked along beneath the moon
    He lead us through the bush 'till soon
    We saw before our eyes a raging river
    He said that we could swim it if we tried
    And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
    Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
    And as his body disappeared before me
    I bowed my head in silence and remembered all thoughts that he had thunk

    [chorus]
     
  17. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    Divided sky, the wind blows high
     
  18. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

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    Well it was many years ago now
    But I really can't be sure
    That's when it all began then
    I heard that knock upon my door

    And the wolfman's brother
    The wolfman's brother
    Came down on me

    The telephone was ringing
    That's when I handed it to Liz
    She said, "This isn't who it would be,
    If it wasn't who it is"

    It's the wolfman's brother,
    The wolfman's brother
    Came down on me

    So I might be on a side street
    Or a stairway to the stars
    I hear the high pitched cavitation
    Of propellers from afar

    It's the wolfman's brother...
    Come down on me

    So with meaningless excitement
    And smooth atonal sound
    It's like a cross between a hurricane
    And a ship that's run aground

    It's the wolfman's brother
    Coming down on - coming down on me
     
  19. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out?
    Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out?
    Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out?
    Harry! Harry! Where do you go?
    Thank you Mr. Miner
    Thank you Mr. Miner
    Thank you Mr. Miner
    Thank you Mr. Hood
    I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
    I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
    I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
    I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
    You can feel GOOD!
     
  20. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    ewww i no i no pick me.



    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bop mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bop owwwwwwwwww sex machine uh get on pp mmmmmmmmmmm bop
     

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