Orison319

So Where Did The Saying "No Sex Please Wer'e British" Originate From.?



Cheers Glen.

 

Oh please, I haven't had a crumpet in months. I must send my Butler out to buy some.

 

I was going to say something about sex... but I'm too British apparently

 

England. This is where I play my specific nationality card

 

I actually believe that just happened

 

LOL..death must be confused....hhmmmmmm...i wonder WHY he thinks O is a girl?.....

So?...death...Why the confusion....?

I already know

But i am dieing to hear death say it

 

i've never known anyone erroneously claim to be from this soggy coldarsed miserable bloody country before... wots that all about?

 

I've been asking Orison this question for a long time... Now I know....

 

I stopped giving a fuck about the british when I realized scones were scottish.

What else you got for me?

 

.........



Cheers Glen.

 

So how do you people say scone? Scon like a con or scone like a stone?

 

Good day Sir/Madam.

My name is Mr Rene Faye,

I'm actually a Kenyan buziness man. Well educated in London University, Oxford. We need of an UK bank account to transfer $1,000,000,000 because the UK ambessy does not recognise my UK staus. Please could you sombody from UK or it's white colonies please Email me there details and I will send a check through to you. Yuu earn 7% for your friendship/hospitalty.

This deal is 100% risk free in as much as I am concerned . It is highly confidential and requires someone endowed with the follorwing qualities: Fiscal experience; Transparency; Exposure and Average means of livelihood. Need you be interested, kindly provide me immediately with the following information :

-1- your full name,
-2- your date of birth
-3- resident address.


I anticipate your understanding and maximum cooperation.

Yours sucessfully, Mr Rene Faye

 

In Horsetralia, We Say Scone Like A Con.....



Cheers Glen.

 

haha theres no way hes from UK because he knew about towns around me in pennsylvania

 

I say scone like stone. If it has cream I say scon like con.

 

It's scone, like stone.

 

I think Glen says Scorn.

 

Now I really want scones with cream and jam. First crumpets, now this..

 

I Had One Of These From "Pastor Anthony" A Few Days Ago, Offering

To Transfer $840.000 Into My Account If I Fowarded Him My Full Name,

Full Address, My Email Address, And The Name Of The Bank I Banked

With....

Needless To Say, I Jumped At The Offer, And Have Been Making

Phone Enquires To My Bank Hourly To Check On My Newfound Wealth.

Alas My Calls Go Un-Answered.....

But, Hey, All Big Business Deals Carry Risks.........Right...???....



Cheers Glen.