Orison Appreciation Thread

Good to hear. It's got good job security due to the political correctness movement.

 

Yes- especially since we outsourced the position of "Village Idiot" to an Indian firm.

 

Really, I still see a lot of good ones coming out of the US and Canada.

 

Yes but the labor unions have bargained an exorbitant pension plan and we had to cut costs.

 

Ah, makes sense. I can see why you cut the idiots first. There's plenty of those to go around.

 

Trust me, there's a BIG surplus in these parts...

 

Truth be told, I cross into that market myself sometimes


Usually when I call in sick to the sociopath gig with a case of verbal diarrhea.

 

Hmmm... that condition is usually accompanied by cerebral constipation around here.

 

Yes, and then you're getting into a whole other line of work, I believe titled the "shithead". I've seen a few of those. They usually have both characteristics we mentioned.