Orgasm while climbing a tree.

It's happened to me a few times. Climbing and straddling coconut trees in a bikini.

 

Damn, even coconut trees are getting more action than me.

 

Joke alert:

Yeah, it's called tree-rape, and it's a problem. Whether you like it or not, trees have rights, too. They're totally immobile, which makes them easy targets. And as long as there are no laws--YET--against taking advantage of their immobility, the abuse will continue. There is little doubt that this kind of thing began as a result of the popular "hug a tree" fad. Yup, give some people an inch, and they'll . . . rape a tee.

 

Well such trees don't talk, do they? Who knows? maybe they enjoy the company of humans, especially female humans.

Chopping/cutting down trees is a different story.

After all, trees seem very lonely. And think of the so called rape as a sign of love and affection.

 

I watched a youtube of a lady in love with the Eiffel Tower. She raped it with dozens of tourists around.

 

The trunk = the long erected cock or a guy. The fronds = the pubes. And the coconuts = the testicals. Not to mention, a totally deserted exotic beach with a hot climate.

I think many solo traveler girls would do the same thing.

 

Actually a few years back this guy, Kenneth Crowder (aka 'Thor') was arrested in Melbourne, FL for having sex with a tree.



He was high on Flakka at the time. It kinda looks like the tree fought back.

 

C/S,
Rev J

 

stop humping my house

 

Yeah, they asked for it.

 

That's highly unusual; though I think it can be explained by the tree rubbing the right areas, and splat! there you have it.

 

We should probably stop making fun of dendrosexuals before someone becomes offended.

 

if the tree didn't want it, it would have dressed in pine needles instead of those slutty fronds.

 

I don't know what to make of any of this...