Orgasm By Chainsaw!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    PLEASE CHILDREN DONT TRY THIS AT HOME....:p

    SO ME AN DILLI ARE GETTIN UP WOOD THIS MORNIN,, AN I BUCKED A LOG IN JUST THE RIGHT SPOT TO NOT RUN THE CHAIN IN THE GROUND,, BUT IT DIDNT WANNA SIT PROPER,,,...

    SO''SSSSS I ASKED DILLI TO STRATTLE IT AN HOLD HER STEADY WHILE I CUT,,,...

    WELLL,, IMM A CUTTIN AWAY AN LOOK UP,, AN THERES DILLI A WIGGLIN AN A GIGGLIN...:p

    SHE SAID IT BEAT A WASHIN MACHINE ANY DAY....

    ANYONE ELSE EVER RIDE A LOG BEIN CUT FOR THE THRILL OF IT ALL???:D

     
  2. Hippy_Smurf

    Hippy_Smurf Member

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    It's like sitting on a washing machine I guess!

    We have a German-made washing machine. Those bastard things are made too well and don't shake....
     
  3. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Oh man, that is a great story! I love it!
     
  4. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    i think dilli is gonna have you cutting lots more firewood...you're gonna be warm this winter

    on a related note...i saw this juggler on tv juggling chainsaws that were running with blades turning...he had to had them by the handles (obviously) and then toss em...i was impressed
     
  5. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    Lots of times they use saws with no blades for stunts and in movies; most of the time, in fact. If they actually had a chain on the saw and were juggling it, I would be impressed by their level of stupidity.
    Hehe, I do that a lot, HHB...the sawzall is also excellent for that purpose. I always make sure I'm around for sawing like that. I have a wringer washer, so I am deprived in that area rather than depraved.
     
  6. FireQuint

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    LMFAO!

    and chief, I seen that same show. crazy shit
     
  7. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    I MUST CONFESS!!!:eek:

    I RUINED IT FER HER,, TIS TRUE!!!:(

    SEE ,,, AS THE WEIGHT SHIFTED I WENT ROUND TO THE OTHER END AN STARTED CUTTIN,, AN IT TICKLED HER SO BAD SHE JUMPED OFF AN IT RUINED IT ALL....

    SO SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY ACHIEVE THE MOMENT,, BUT SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY ENJOYIN IT TILL I SWITCHED SIDES....:mad:
     
  8. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    Nobody would do any switching sides on me!
    I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
     
  9. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    FUCK TO??? FUCK YOU!!!!:p

    I HAD TO GET THRU THAT LOG!!!;)

    SO YA WOULD RATHER ME RUN MY SAW N THE GROUND ERR WORSE GET IT IN A BIND JUST FER YER SEXUAL GRATIFICATION??
    KNOWIN ALL THE TIME MY EFFORTS ARE TO KEEP THE FAMILY (INCLUDIN YOU) WARM FER THE WINTER???

    (of course ya would,, selfish bitch,,:p )

    WOW SEEMS A BIT SELFISH THERE ANGEL...
     
  10. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    Damn straight, so you'd best not take me out to cut wood with ya while I am down there!
     
  11. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    NO WORRYS THERE.,,, WAY I SEE IT ILL BE EMPTYIN YER SHIT BOX IN XCHANGE FER YA SITTIN AN A PLUCKIN CHICKENS,,:p BEIN THE SITUATION THAT IS ON US ...:(

    HUH,, THERE MY SIS??;)
     
  12. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    That'll do, brother. Fair enough!
     
  13. Applespark

    Applespark Ingredients:*Sugar*

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    This has got to be one of the funiest threads ever.
     

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