I'm sure that many of you guys are aware that Oral sex is not vegan, as it involves swallowing semen, which is an animal product, as it comes from humans, but fear not, because help is at hand. For any vegans here who have reservations over swallowing, I've managed to find a vegan alternative: Loki's Vegan Cum Ingredients 1 pound silken tofu 1 teaspoon canola oil 3 tablespoons salt Water Cornflour Directions 1.) Mix tofu, canola oil and salt together in a blender or food processor until it forms a paste. 2.) Mix in water until it forms a runny consistency 3.) If it gets too runny, add cornflour to thicken it up again Storage This recipe will make plenty, so it's perfect for bukkake or any other sexual acts which require a lot of semen. However, it will store for about 4-5 days in a fridge, and it can be frozen.
Feel free to email this recipe out to any of your friends. the kind of response i want is for people to think "Holy shit - those vegans are really really weird, that they can't eat cock snot, and because they actually made a recipe to replace it!" they'll think that vegans are sad losers with no sense of humour, who take things seriously, and then they find out that the joke's on them!
that was pretty damn funny...but how much spare time do you have loki..that's certainly a *creative* way of procrastinating. (alternative recipe: Kangaroo spunk....you mix pva glue with window cleaner - it looks kinda like sperm - but it bounces )
the sooner the better! hehe, it only took me five minutes to come up wit ha fake vegan spunk recipe. On another forum I post on, a troll posed the age old question, so I thought that for a chnage, rather than posting up a "Spunk is Ok for vegans" as per usual, or just ignoring them, I'd say that cock snot wasn't vegan. However, most trolls have an ounce of common sense, so a fake recipe for manjuice was swiftly created to do the job. now it's not like i've actually tried this recipe. It might end up looking like spunk, or it might end up looking like tipp-ex. but the point is, most people will see a convincing-looking recipe for a vegan alternative to love liquid, and will jump to conclusions. oh, that, and i find it mildly amusing.
Hehehe :X You bring up an interesting point though... People do think you're barmy or humourless when you're a vegan... Vegan's rock:sunglasse Love Clairexxx
Tipp-ex is liquid paper correction fluid stuff. Tipp-ex is the leading brand of the stuff around these parts.
