opiateless.. & goin crazy

There is no way to detox before a drug test. Your either clean or your not. Drinking water to mask the results works with the cups, Im on parole myself and do it every month. 2 hours before your test, drink ungodly amounts of water, way past the point of your stomach hurting. Pee as much as possible, until you get to the point that you have to pee every 10 minutes without drinking more. Once you get to that state, drink one more big cup 30 minutes before your test, and hold it. That will be mostly water in the cup, and the cutoff levels will not detect the substances due to your body expelling the most immediate inhabitant, water. That is the only way I found to pass every month for over a year, on many, many chemicals, with no problem. My PO watches me pee too, so Im in the same boat.
God Bless +

 

good advice relayer, thanks.

 

I am sorry, but I HAD to reply to this. I have been lurking for the past couple of months, and finally, this post made me decide to start up an account.

This is possibly the WORST advice, I have EVER seen one human, give to another, ever.

First of all, drinking UNGODLY amounts of water, is VERY dangerous to your health, especially if you keep drinking PAST when your stomach is hurting. Apparently this kid hasn't heard of Water Intoxication.

For the lazy people, here is a wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

Drinking massive amounts of water, and pissing A LOT in a short amount of time, is VERY harmful to your body, and you can, and will kill yourself.

Secondly, drinking so much water that your piss is basically clear (water) will NOT fly on a probation drug test. I am amused that someone on "parole" posted this information. Anybody who has been on probation before knows, that if you try and pull some retarded shit like that, they will either A: Fail you on the spot, because it's painfully obvious you were trying to mask it, or if you are lucky, B: Make you retest in a couple of hours, to make sure your piss isn't diluted.

I am seriously appalled that someone posted this fucking HORRIBLE, DANGEROUS information, not only to your health, but to your LIFE, as this is not the "sure-fire way" to pass a drug test. Trust me, kids have been trying this for 10+ years, they have caught onto this, and it WILL NOT FLY.

Also, kil0, I wanted to make sure I posted this to you, because you are one of the reasons I stay lurking around these forums, it's hard to find educated drug users these days, and it's always good to see fellow safe users.

Keep yo head up man, and good luck.

 

Pretty damn real:

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

 

that contraption is LOL.

And yes, water intoxication is dangerous, and POs will surely have caught on by now. The whizzinator might be an option, as long as you don't have to get absolutely naked in front of them.

 

this fuckin works...

 

Lol dude if you are concerned with obvious dilution, drink a fucking red bull after the water. And if someone is seriously dumb enough to intoxicate themselves with water, then that is just sad. Get over yourself and your assumptions. If you dont believe me that's fine, Im simply testifying to what's worked for me without fail for over a year, in more than one state. Nobody ever said this is a sure fire way, so you can stop putting words in mouth as well. I said there is no way to detox THC, and when your PO watches you piss by your side, this is your only hope besides not acting like a fucking retard and smoking so close to your test.
So shut the fuck up, get your dick out of your ass, and stop acting like you know everything because I know from my own experience, I've been locked up just like Kil0 several times. What I gave is not fucking HORRIBLE advice, its called commone fucking SENSE, and if you damage your body by drinking too much water, then you have a lot to learn and should not be messing with drugs and your apparently undeserved freedom in the first place.

 

You told him to drink water well past the point where his stomach hurts, and THEN drink some more.

Give me a break kid.

I am not even going to waste time on this anymore, because another member already backed up my post. As long as he doesn't follow your advice I am happy.

 

Wonderful! Now lets hold hands and dance until we can all score some more dope

 

LOL @ the whizzinator.

anyways, its the moment of truth today. In an hour or so Im gonna test myself to see just how fast my system gets clean (see if I could be my record of 14 days flat) and see if I gotta go buy a detox drink. Or I might as well buy a whizzinator and smoke calmly everyday, knowing I'll pass all my drug tests. That whizzinator shit would definitely work.

anyways, I've drank like half a gallon of water, and we'll see what happens. For the real test in two days, if I could pass it by diluting my piss, Im gonna buy some vitamin B pills to make my piss yellow because last time my P.O. questioned me about it. Although I already explained to him that I HAVE TO drink a lot of water before the test or he would have to wait forever for me to piss. he understood. I'lllet yall know how it goes.

 

Yeah, the whizzinator def. works, I have a friend who uses it every single month, and his P.O. watches him as well. He uses a friends piss though, he doesn't buy the synthetic urine, so I can't comment on if that works or not, but according to the site, it is guaranteed.

Good luck, I am hoping nothing but the best for ya bro.

If ya need to talk, hit me on aim. iiu4iaii

 

I whole-heartedly recommend Vail Triple-strength Detox drink. I have used it personally after smoking then randomly getting a job interview the next day and had to take a test ~6 days after smoking. It wouldn't have been the end of the world, but I wanted the job. A friend had used the product, too. It's the shit. If you follow the directions I gurantee you to pass. You can get it at headshops or online.

 

thanks explorer. yo, I passed the test, but idk how well I REALLY did becauseI still think its questionable. I took the test that has two lines, the THC and control lines. If two lines show up, its a negative test result, and if only the control line shows up its a positive. So I passed the test, it had two lines, but the THC line was very faint and light compared to the control line that was much darker. The same happened a few months back and I took the real test and passed, but right now Im pushing it to the limit.

I havent smoked since labor day, September 1st, and imagine, I was smoking everyday, and most days a few times a day, for two almost 3 weeks prior to stopping! its fucking amazing if you ask me, I guess I do have a very fast metabolism and am very lucky Im skinny so that shit doesnt get stuck in my fat cells, because 8-9 days of being clean after smoking daily for almost 3 weeks is an incredibly short amount of time.

even though I passed the test thank god, Im still a bit worried. Not as much as earlier today as you can imagine, I have more peace of mind knowing I passed the test, but no where near 100%. More like I have 60%.. and thats not enough to me really. But its a lot higher than this mourning when it was like 1 percent. I thought I was still dirty as hell because all the weed I smoked on my birthday.

I still got all of tomorrow to drink mad water, and I wanted to excercise although I read that excercising before the test is good but not right before the test because it burns your fat making it go into your bloodstream and out of your body thru your urine. makes sense. So the test is thursday, so if Im clean today Im gonna be cleaner thursday. what do you fellas think?

 

even if u passed the test just get the whizzinator for fun lol... it would be a funny story to tell to people about how u passed that shit using a fake cock...

 

You are surprisingly lucky, kil0. That's amazing that there is a legitimate chance to pass cleanly.

However, I've never been tested, and I really don't know how my own/others bodies generally work. It sounds like your on a good path right now, but just remember this in the future, man! You could have saved so much anxiety and trouble :cheers2:

I'd give the test another go a few hours after exercising and drinking plenty of water (or redbull or whatever).

 

im tellin ya, order the whizzinator, you can get blazed as much as you want if you have that shit, worked for me and my friend.

 

Im actually considering it. But if I ordered it now it still wouldnt make it to me by the test, so I'd still have to buy the drink..

 

Overnight that shit.

 

I'd totally share with ya if i could...

 

Is that a roxi? Or an 80 or what?