opiateless.. & goin crazy

***UPDATE***

I might have a new hookup for OCs and percs! Hopefully im not opiateless for much longer =)

 

nah man. you got the wrong guy. I only got percs once in my life. i fuck wit dat oxycontin occasionally.

 

listen guys, i know I fucked up because I was so damn excited about about turning 21 that I over did it...



but for now, my plan is exercising a lot and drinking lots of water for the next couple of days. Then like a day or two before the test, Im gonna buy one of those walgreens/cvs home drug test kits and test myself. Now there will be two options:

1. I pass the test! which is awsome because thats the great thing about the type of drug tests I get at my probation office. they dont seal them up and send them to a lab, I would be shitting bricks if it was like that. They use cheap little test that look almost exactly like the ones you buy at walgreens. The ones that you piss in a cup, then take a dropper and drop 2 or 3 drops of piss into the test. The cut-off levels are so small I snorted some coke like 2 days before the similar test and passed. If this is the case, then Im good 2 go to take the test.
2. I fail the test! then Im fucked and I gotta go buy one of those detox kits.... god I hope not...

 

i got you wrong man my bad. even if you were i didnt mean any offense by it. no judging, i was just curious.

 

no problem god, its c0ol.

 

You still want the info on my Kratom adventure today? Or do you think your set with the opie hook-up?

 

yeah, give us a full erowid exp. report!

but someone comment on my plan for my upcoming drug test please!

 

glad u found an oxy hook up take it easy though bro...

 

listen guys, i know I fucked up because I was so damn excited about about turning 21 that I over did it...




but for now, my plan is exercising a lot and drinking lots of water for the next couple of days. Then like a day or two before the test, Im gonna buy one of those walgreens/cvs home drug test kits and test myself. Now there will be two options:

1. I pass the test! which is awsome because thats the great thing about the type of drug tests I get at my probation office. they dont seal them up and send them to a lab, I would be shitting bricks if it was like that. They use cheap little test that look almost exactly like the ones you buy at walgreens. The ones that you piss in a cup, then take a dropper and drop 2 or 3 drops of piss into the test. The cut-off levels are so small I snorted some coke like 2 days before the similar test and passed. If this is the case, then Im good 2 go to take the test.
2. I fail the test! then Im fucked and I gotta go buy one of those detox kits.... god I hope not...

what do you think about my plan?

 

man cnt u just use someone elses piss like they do in the movies? or do they follow u to the bathroom n make sure YOU piss in the cup? like i said why not hide asyringe without a needle with clean piss in it, n squirt it in the cup as if ur pissing? i knw its kinda disgusting, but not as disgusting as goin to jail...

 

I cannot cheat the drug test, its observed. I need to clean out my system ASAP!

 

You should definitely find someone elses urine... find an easy way to hide it (in a vile or syringe).

If you have long hair, put it in a pony-tail, and hide the vile/syringe right where you put the band around your hair (basically surrounding it in hair).

That seems to be the only choice right now. Anyone's piss will do.

Good luck, kil0.

 

Suggestion: Get your ass to a walk in clinic, get the doc to prescribe anything with an opiate (cough syrup).

 

I cannot cheat the drug test, its observed. I need to clean out my system ASAP!

good looks though..

 

This was a little disappointing, but I'll post it anyway:

Amount: about 15ml of liquid 5x extract.

0:00 – Kratom consumed (over the course of 5 minutes [tastes like shit, mixed with green tea])

0:15 – Effects are minimal, a pleasant little buzz.

0:30 – Effects have increased to some extent. There is definitely a mild opiate quality. It is more like opiates than anything else, but it is not very strong right now.

0:40 – Nothing has really changed. There is an apparent mood lift that kratom gives you, and it would be great while you’re out doing something. Right now I’d say this is equivalent to about 15mg of hydrocodone for me, because hydrocodone barely affects me. I have a natural high tolerance that makes it impossible for me to “peak” on hydrocodone. I’d probably have to take a lethal dose in order to get really high off of it.

1:00 – Effects have increased slightly. It’s nice to know that I probably haven’t hit the peak, as I read most feel it about 1.5 hours in. I am more sedated and spacey. Still, I would say that this feeling only qualifies as a mildly recreational.

1:16 – I barely feel it now. I assume it will probably be over within the next 30 mins.

I will probably do Kratom again, but I’ll have to pick a dose that will actually do something.

OTHER TOPIC: kil0, why can't you beat the drug test with other urine? Do they make 100% sure that you aren't hiding anything?

 

they watch me take a piss. I go in the bathroom and my P.O. stands by the door and watches me piss. there's a little circular mirror next to the toilet where he watches to make sure you dont tamper with the urine or cheat or whatever.

 

Fuck, man.

I'll do some research online and ask around. I'm sure there are some pretty good methods that have been developed for cleaning out your system.

 

Im just gonna drink mad water, and 2 days before the test Im gonna buy a home drug test kit and test myself. If Im positive, Im gonna haveta buy the detox drink or the pills... and I hear that shit's expensive, like $40 bucks I believe..

 

Use the whizzinator man, worked for me. Its a fake dick so even if there watching, itll work. My friend was on probation for 18 months and was dirty for at least 6 of them. I used it to and it worke.d

 

LMFAO! is there really such a thing?!?! how real can a fake cock look like?