Oooohhhhh Heeellllll Naaaahhhhhhh....

I'm about to bust open a can o whoop ass on my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's been all sketchy for the last couple weeks...never comes around or answers my calls...says hes working all the time...
and my neighbor saw him riding around with some BLONDE CHICK yesterday! my mom told me...oh, im steaming!!! how dare he! it's probably his stupid ugly little plain-jane ex girlfriend that he 'despises' so much, yet can't stop talking about her.
oh, yes....prom night is saturday...he's getting a new asshole ripped on friday night. believe you me, i will not be played for a fool. that little boy is a fucking idiot. cheating on ME. me....oh, what a little shit he is...i'm so gonna tear him apart. i'm gonna fuck up his nice little car too and make him cry. stupid little shit...

 

man i don't want to be the dude!!!!

u seem a bit....annoyed..or is it me!??

 

oh, i am more than annoyed. i'm ready to rip some hair off his pretty little head.

 

take it easy...

 

you should calm down. what if it was his cousin or something? if he is cheating on you though, that is very shitty.

 

i say that once you know that it wasnt a cousin or family member the REVENG IS SWEET if it was me i'd let him feel pain like hes caused you my love



i feel for you love, good luck!

 

you shouldnt do anything till you know who it was, he might have just been picking up a hooker, although now i say it it doesnt make it much better.

afterwards make him pick up his face with a tooth pick

 

Before you do anything rash make sure you know what's really up with him and this girl, it may be completely innocent.

 

well, we broke up...not over that little incident, but just about everything...we were drifiting apart...im happy it wasnt like a big messy breakup...it sucks it was over the phone though. that's stupid. whatever. i'm happy.

 

ahaaa
this was great

 

dont bring up old threads

 

ok, just for you, ill bring up another

 

What are you talking about?

 

my ass

 

Well, I guess you need a turn.

 

wtf are you talking about

 

Nothing, what made you think I was talking about something?

 

BTW, i have a nice ass :H

 

Im fashionably late.

 

for fucking up a car all you need is rust, magnesium, cream cheese, bologna, and a hot day..............