oooh

who can't have sex???

i'll call my cootch a furby if i get sex!! *looks around*

 

poking your furby.

 

not MY furby. *squints eyes*

 

whose furby is that

 

*Squints to the point where meg is squinting so hard that her eyes are shut and can squint no longer*

 

hmmm, i think i have a new name for cootch

 

oh you better believe i'm still squinting.. i already told you today that i am the SQUINT MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qoq. hhaahaha

 

squint makes me think of the word ****

 

so am i the **** master?

 

I'm telling my mommy you asshole

 

its because squint sounds like squid, and squids live with the clams, and clamse look and sometimes smell like cootchs. so you've drawn a distant associationg between the two. *says quite mater of factly*

 

I'm thinking YES.

 

oh yes, of course ... but I am still the clit master.

 

hahahaa...actually, its because they both end in the letters "nt."

 

AND they both have vowels directly before the nt. its a conspiracy

 

FUCK but that's my territory!!! i don't go out of that region!!!

i should have thought this over more carefully.

 

Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee........ now let's talk about vaginas boys and girls.

 

can't we talk about clits?

 

what is that i hear about vaginas?

 

clitoral stimulation is like soooo kewl.