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Fucking americans with their fingers in a lot of dirty pies changing the way people eat.

Gosh.

 

yum

 

hey!

you can't talk about us that way. only i can do that.

ps. it's 6 am here. ha!

 

oh whoa really?

damn I thought you were in a time zone that was mega light years away

7am no sine of daylight

 

Its 9:30 pm here. I am about 10 hours off bedtime yet.

I can say whatever I want about the United States because there is no way you could find me in a country this empty and vast.

 

wanna bet?

 

nooope

i'm a crazy insomniac

where did you think i live????

 

you underestimate, sir, the power of MIND BULLETS

 

for real.
amazonian shamans talk about darts all the time.
shit is insane...

 

see face eater!?

you're FUCKED

 

I got a blue shield.

 

holy fuck guys you have to tell me more about this stuff.

I am pretty sure our native guys are smarter than those amazonian dudes and I am friends with some of the ones that sit and drink in the park in the city so you haven't got shit on me.

 

like health insurance??

 

they're probably on the same level.

I heard of an austrailian shaman pointing a bone at this guy...

the dude died in the car as he left....horrible car accident

 

the powers at be are copy cats.

 

madness.... i'm not teaching face eater anything i know about mind bullets, he will wreak havoc throughout oz.

 

be very careful who you reveal your secrets to, yogini

 

i will remember your words.

 

Holy shit, that happens all the time. My old boss got the death bone pointed at her when she banned a woman from the shop. She is still alive however. I suppose she manipulated some loophole, through prayer or something.

 

*nods*

*flies off into the night*