one wish...

i'll deal with and gag the whole time..

 

nah, you'll learn to love it. before long, you'll be yearning for my dripping salivation glands

 

well.. since you put it that way...

:drool:

 

now you're just turning me on...

 

yep.. what can i say? i'm sexy like that.. all hairy and drooling. i'd do me too!

 

mmmm... sexy like bigfoot...

 

yes, but shorter

 

oh....




nevermind then, you aren't welcome here

 

damn it! always something.. i'ma go to bed and pout now!


:leaving:

 

I wish the scabs on my scalp would start to heal...And wish they tasted better..
That's two wishes, but they go hand-in-hand.. Mmm, scabs, I'm hungry now...

 

I wish I could smoke a doobie after work today.

 

Jesus, you can get it with like zero casualties...

 

You could solve the taste problem by just not eating themm...

 

If only it were that easy...They are extremely addicting, I might have to enroll into rehab to quit.

 

Scab eating..that's an addiction i've never heard before

 

I use to be addicted to collecting my eye-boogers that would appear in the corners of my eye upon waking from sleep, I use to collect them in a mason jar...memories, they make your heart grow...

 

I'd keep my wish in my pocket like a 'get out of jail' card.

Which knowing me...

 

i wish my heart wouldn't race when i thought about going outside.

 

hey now! i'm trying to corner the market on agorophobia today!

 

I wish I was drunk right now.