one wish...

the wind was only up to 40mph... tis lovely here... WHERE'S MY SUMMERTIME?

 

What part of CA do you live? I used to know this but my memory sucks. My brother lives in Simi Valley, just north of LA.

 

i'm smack in the center of northern cali.. chico! arty: college town.. party town... summer shall be fun.

 

Awesome, it sounds like fun. I hope I can come out there sometime, I haven't been to Cali in years.

 

i only left once.. don't know how anyone can live anywhere else.

 

well it sounds like you didn't give anywhere else a fair chance...

 

can i come live with you?

 

a magical machine that could translate every language as I heard it and make me understandable in everybody's native tongue.

It would be great to be able to speak fluently with anybody in the world.

 

as long as you can cook

 

a babelfish?

 

of course i can cook! i clean too, fetch the mail, vacuum, plunge toilets when needed.. i'ma a good housewife.. minus a house and a husband.

 

well you can certainly move in based on the cooking alone... of course if your goal is to be a housewife, i'll have to demand some sexual favors too...

 

well.. oookay.. but only because you are demanding them.

 

good, you can start by cleaning my jockstrap (what did you think i meant by sexual favors?)

 

uuh.. getting out of the way when you bring half alive drunk folks back from the bar every night, so you can have your way with them before dropping them off at the all night walgreens downtown?

 

well i do enjoy raping half dead drunks before leaving them at the drugstore to die... but i thought that we could enjoy that together

 

we can.. lemme get the tarp!

we can scrub off this blood later...

 

you even have your own tarp?


we truly are a match made in heaven..

 

i do indeed.. cleaning blood and other bodily fluids doesn't bother me, except spit.. uke: i can't stand spit!

 

uh oh, this could be a problem.... what are your feeling on drool?