one slightly used boyfriend for sale

well i bid a ride up here and a road-trip and some festeys... i know he will like that. so say yes, already, ian.

 

I bid a dollar grilled cheese and a banana smoothie!!
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i'll swap you my husband. he's utterly useless, but pretty.

 

That would be too perfect!


Maybe we can throw a fiddle into the mix?

No, he has no say in the matter! You have to go through me....I didn't make the rules, ya know.

 

sounds like we got a bluegrass band in the makin!! ​

 

LOL!

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we're close too....we could start our own little local shows, and with sprout's dancing, we'll be millionaires in no time.

We'll neva go hungry again!

Anyway, I gotta let him get on for a little while, so you ladies sleep on it and give me a holla in the a.m!!!! Who knows, he might even decide to grace this thread with his presence!

 

I'll offer you 2 kids and a bucket of Oxiclean




....If he's a lemon, I'll sell him for parts

 

C'mon now you folks are gonna have to better than this!


Is that all I'm worth???


To MoonShyne: I will NOT be pimped!


The bidding starts at 5 Gs and the line forms to the right.


make all checks payable to ME!

 

Now, is that really fair? I thought you didn't have a say in this!

 

he really doesn't. just ignore him.

 

though, keep in mind for the bidding that he does have a tendency to act up at inappropriate times.

 

so, what's the bidding at? THis is getting interesting, I wish somebody would try to auction me off, I wanna know what I'm worth!

 

I bid 7 avacados and a burnt out black light bulb.

 

is this open to everyone or just us girls? I can handle a little competion, but i don't know about both sexes...

 

well I know I am a male.

 

I suggested this a long time ago but it was never cool then.

I walk out the door five freaking minutes and I come back to find I'm on the auction block. ("Well I never"....in my best southern belle accent )


I appreciate everyone coming out for the bidding but I'll not stand for this!

I will not be treated like a piece of property!

 

i don't know if i want this one, moonshyne, he's too lippy.

 

Naw, he's just trying to show off for everyone. He knows his role in this house, believe me.

I'ma bout to go smack my bitch up right now. g'nite, ladies (and gentlemen!)

 

I'm willing to trade. I have a pet monkey(good for cuddling, and grooming), one of those automatic battery operated rotating dish scrubber things(makes doing dishes easier and faster), some pink size 9 Chuck Taylor low top shoes(to replace the ones he comes with), and I'll throw in a massage for the hell of it. What do you say?