one slightly used boyfriend for sale

hmm, i don't know...I mean, I can't just let people take a free ride without any intention of closing the deal, ya know?

 

Oh, I didn't mean to insult you. I am sorry.

He looks alright. He looks harmless.

I suppose I am diqualified if I wanted to bid?

 

that doesn't sound right...what if he's not truly in working condition and requires a lot of fixing?

 

more importantly, is there satisfaction guaranteed?

 

I can't ask that question. I am already in trouble for the other question I asked.

Good luck with that one.

 

Tell you what, I'll let you get a 15 minute test drive....I'm sure you can make the most of that. But you can't come back and try to fool me with any of that "one more time just to be sure" type of BS....And you still haven't even made a bid!

Plus, he makes a wonderful throw pillow, or a wall decoration. He's not just a mechanical thing, ya know. He's also nice to simply look at.

 

seems to me you might make more money if you just rent him out say $50 an hour... that way you get to pocket the cash and no one feels left out... so long as they got $50​

 

is he self-cleaning?i can't make a bid until i know exactly what i'm bidding ON.

 

That's it!! Ian is MINE!!

IAN!!!! come to the festey on thurs with us!!!!!

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Hey Funky that is a great idea. What do you think about that moonshyne? You could still get to look at him and spend time with him?

 

I still wanna see these shoes!!!!!

 

hmm, that's quite an idea there.....:H

And yes, he's very efficient when it comes to cleanliness. You never have to come in cleaning up after him, he's housetrained, and the locks keep him from shedding!
Crummy, I put up a link to the shoes, check out page one or 2 of this thread.

 

You gotta make a bid, first.

 

i got $50 bucks for an hour and a few bags of groceries for the kiddies if he does a little dance while i play my banjo !!
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How about you come play banjo while he dances. and we split the profits?

 

i will settle for splittin the groceries i am hungry!
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what's the usual cost of maintenance? what do i put in him?

 

i will bring my hubbys mandolin if i can talk you into doing a little dance too
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you know, i don't think i can put in a bid if he's going to be a rental. though he is a magnificent model that i've had my eye on for a while now, i think i'll just have to go in for a new one instead.

 

ooooo chuck Taylors I start the bidding at 75 cents.......