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  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Was Just About To Make A Post When I Saw Yours.......This Morning The Members Names Are

    Red, Waaaaaaaay Better To See Than White....... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  2. deleted

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    Color scheme is perfect where it is now..

    I say "Im kinda high" at the end, it was cut off.. 20mins ago. Learn To Fly Pink Floyd run.. havent played it in for a while. tree crumbs all over the desk.. Nice tone actually. This a busted up Delta Labs pedal set on Rock, 2X12, driven thru a Fender Mustang on 65 twins..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIm67UwBgcQ
     
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  3. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    I am super high and all i took was like 1 or 2 ml of pure cbd oil
     
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  4. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    So, Jimbo loved tractors. It was his one true passion throughout life, tractors. When the other kids would play in the sandpit with their GI Joes and Army men, Jimbo would be pushing around tractors. He had big tractors, small tractors, tractors on his onesie, plastic tractors, steel tractors..

    When his parents drove around Jimbo would silently gaze out the windows looking for tractors, just any tractor that he could see.

    And so this is how life went for Jimbo as he grew up. Interests shift with age but we all keep that one interest and no doubt about it, Jimbo kept his tractor interest close with him as he grew up. He'd participate in sport and other social activity, but always loved his tractors.

    One day Jimbo met a girl and to make the first date as fun as he could he thought to himself "what's the best first date I can think of?" A tractor show! And so he brings his new girlfriend to a tractor show and he's so excited by it all. There's yellow tractors, green tractors, tractors pulling other tractors, model tractors, simulated tractors, tractor show bags and so on.

    Jimbo was in heaven, but his new girlfriend just couldn't get her head around the whole tractor thing. He's a nice guy and all but these tractors, they're a bit too much for her.

    The relationship ends. Jimbo is sad but at least he has his tractors.

    Not so long after, Jimbo meets another girl. And he thinks of the best date he could possibly give her.. a tractor show! And so he brings her to the tractor show and Jimbo is so excited. There's blue tractors, pink tractors, orange tractors. Tractors pushing other tractors!! Tractor racing, tractor demonstrations. Again, Jimbo was in awe.

    And this girlfriend, this girlfriend thought the tractors were cute, this was Jimbos life. She thought it a bit odd and a bit much with the tractors but over time, she learned to accept them.

    The big question... Jimbo asked his girlfriend to marry him. She said of course I will marry you but under one condition. No tractors at the wedding. Now Jimbo had to think about this. No tractors at his wedding? He'd been thinking about his wedding since he was a child and definitely tractors would be involved. Alas Jimbo decided that although he loved tractors, they weren't worth losing a second women. He accepted the condition and set a date to be married.

    The wedding was out in a farm without a tractor in site. It didn't feel right, didn't look right, it just didn't belong without these tractors. Jimbo thought to himself well what's the best thing I can put on that cake? A tractor!

    Jimbo walks around looking for a small toy tractor and his fiancé isn't impressed. Telling him about how they'd worked out a deal that the wedding would go off without any tractors. Begrudgingly Jimbo accepts that he won't be able to put a tractor on wedding cake but as the candles are lit, they flicker towards the roof and the barn catches on fire.

    Everyone is screaming in panic, except Jimbo. Without question Jimbo goes to the centre of the room and starts to inhale all the smoke. In huge breaths he draws all the smoke and pollution into his lungs.

    "What are you doing!!" The guests cry out?

    Jimbo with a smile on his face says "don't worry about it, today only, I'm an ex tractor fan"
     
  5. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    I remember that one ^^^
     
  6. deleted

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    much claim that it is not psychoactive.. I beg to differ. the high however to me feels less anxious, very mellow, muscle relaxant, tiresome..
    I think the CBD channels are different in all peoples. Its like those that get a narcotic effect from Motrin..
     
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  7. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    I agree completely
     
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  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    motrin makes my joint inflamation calm down.....never noticed much else except i know its bad for my liver
     
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  9. deleted

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    can only be bad if you overdose on it.. the liver is an amazing organ. that bitch can take some shit.. little bit of tylonol and motrin. it dont give a fuck really.. .
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i take tylenol and motrin daily

    skipped it yesterday though and paid for it today



    its not actually motrin and tylenol though...i buy the generic store brand version of tylenol1 and generic kirkland ibuprofen from costco
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    You Sound To Me Like You Do Quite Well For Someone Who Is In Almost Constant Pain.

    I Have A Friend Who Gets Bad Back Pain And He Is The Crankiest...Grumpiest Old

    Bugger You Could Ever Meet..... :wheelchair:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. Aerianne

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    If there wasn't Ibuprofen in the world, I wouldn't be walking.
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I take all that over the counter shit when I hurt. I can't really tell the difference except my headaches usually go away sooner.
     
  14. rollingalong

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    yup'm very rare'm I pop'em the pill'em
     
  15. pensfan13

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    I'm watching rio2 the bad bird might be the best villain in a movie that I ever saw.
     
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  17. GLENGLEN

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    Yours...... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  18. rollingalong

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    put a cork in it ;)
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    After All These Years Of Abuse, I Doubt I Could Find A Cork Big Enough...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. deleted

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    can not recall the time i passed out .. up at dawn on a not work day. this sucks.
     
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