Ever had sex while on the phone? Maybe you were on the phone first and started having sex, or you were in the middle of the act first and decided to drop someone a line. Either way, or even if not at all, vote and discuss! Option 1: Doesn't have to be actual "bragging." You can simply off-handedly discuss it, or whatever. Options 2 through 5: Can be just once, or more than once. Also, the topic(s) of conversation do not necessarily have to be about sex.
Oh, and if more than one choice applies, vote for the highest one on the list that you are able. Any questions, post them!
I've only done it once, and it still makes me chuckle when I think about it. Back in about 1981-82, my wife and I had only been married a couple years. One night, we're both kind of in the mood, so we go to bed early. After a little petting, we start fucking in earnest (missionary position). Just about a minute after we start, the phone rings. On impulse, I reach over and pick up the cordless phone next to the bed. It's my mother-in-law. "Oh, hi." I say, "Yes, she's right here." I mouth it's your mom and hand the phone to my wife (who's still got her hands on my butt.) Once she has a firm grip on the phone, I start thrusting again. "Hi, mom." says my wife, trying to keep the "bouncy" tone out of her voice. They talk for about two minutes, and then my wife says, "Mom, can you hold on for a minute? I'll be right back." She hastily drops the phone on the bed, speaker side down, then grabs the pillow on the other side of the bed and shoves it over her own face so her mom won't hear her moaning as she cums! After a long pause, she regains enough control to pick up the phone again. "Hi, I'm back. What? Oh, no. nothing like that. I just thought someone was at the door." After a pause, she added, "He couldn't go check. He just stepped into the bathroom." I'm still pumping and trying to keep from laughing at the same time. I try to stop once, but my wife gestures keep going, keep going! A minute later, I finally cum (as quietly as I can, but I still grunt a little.) "What?" my wife says. "Oh, I think he stubbed his toe." Moving the phone away from her mouth, she calls, "Honey? Are you OK?" By this time, we're both choking in silent laughter. I manage to stay hard enough to stay inside her, so I just continue to lie on top of her, play with her breasts, and give a little thrust into her while she finishes her conversation with her mom (which lasts another 10-15 minutes.) She finally finishes, and I roll off of her as she hangs up. We lay there for a moment, then look and each other and crack up! Definitely the funniest sex I've ever had!
After wex married it seemed like her mother and sister was on this thing about calling my wife all the time. We were newlyweds wanting sex like bunnies all the time. I would start playing with my wife during her phone calls and watch her slowely loose her composure over the phone. She didn't know weather to stop me or stop their conversation. She got back at me during a phone call I was on by giving me a bj. Made for a crazy situation when I cum. We did this back and forth as a play thing a lot. One night while on a phone call with a friend he asked if I was OK because how I was sounding. I bravely told him yeah.... Im getting a bj. I thought my wife was going to "bobbit" me with her teeth.
My wife and I were having sex, with her on her back and my cock inside her, when the phone rang. It was late, so we had to check, and it was our daughter, who was at her out of state college. She needed to talk to Mom, who managed to keep the conversation brief as I kept pumping. After the call ended, we both burst into laughter and had to start over again.
These are funny. And Daretobare, your vote might go to the top option! As I've shared elsewhere on here, I once did my wife while she was on the phone with her insurance company, figuring up an auto loan. She was laying in bed, and she was too sexy to resist. I started playing with her clit, and when she was wet (which happened quickly) she slid her pants down and put me in. I rode her hard and came quickly, because I figured that even though she was allowing me to do it, she'd probably appreciate me not taking forever. The whole time she never let her voice inflections give away what we were doing to the rep on the other end. And we'd also had just a handful of times when we were having sex while talking to her mom.
Years ago I was talking to my mother on the phone. She would talk your head off for hours. My wife unzipped me and gave me head while I was still talking to mom.
A few times. The first time I was over at a girlfriends, we were in the kitchen and the phone rang she answered it and started talking to her friend while leaning over the kitchen counter with her butt sticking out, she had on sweat pants. She kept talking and talking I started to get bored, I dropped my pants and walked up behind her pulled down her sweats and panties and inserted myself into her pussy and started fucking and she started to wiggle her butt around and thrust back and forth all while chatting with her friend. After a while she couldn't take it any more and told her friend she had to go hung up the phone and we finished. Years later another time I was on top of my wife going in and out her phone rang it was her work she answered it I kept going while she talked but I did slow way down maybe one stoke every 20 seconds or so. She dealt with the work problem and then we finished
