On The Edge Of Chat

I did not have a choice...I HAD to post this because it was so cute I thought I might start hyperventilating if I didn't toss it up here.

It's my friend's (in Oregon) cat, with his best friend...he likes to bring in at least 1 a day, if at all possible. No snakes are harmed in this process as Pazuzu LOVES his little teeny snakes. lol My friend puts them (which ever snake for that day) outside every night...

 

well that's assuming the hunter was actually hunting elephants and had the proper rifle loaded with the proper ammo, otherwise all you gonna do shooting an elephant is piss it off unless you are very, very lucky.
and even after you shoot large game with the proper gun/ammo combo, there is no guarantee whatsoever that it will be a one shot/instant kill, so that sucker is probably gonna charge if it sees you.

plus lots of animals kill lots of people every day around the world, 99.9% of it simply isn't interesting enough to make the news. I think hippos are still one of the top when it comes to # of humans killed each year, fucking big fat hippos....

 

WooHoo!!
finished day 1 of new job.....off at 6, home, had a drink and a hit off the pipe by 6:20..

sure beats the heck out of a 1 hour + drive each nite.

 

I saw a snake today was kinda large black .. bastard soon I come in on it with the camera is backed right into the woods. kinda amazing speed..

 

That might be what is called a Black Racer.

 

We took boy for annual vet check up yesterday. All good but he is now 39kg the porker! That's 3kg up. Which is nothing but it's something.

He doesn't have much time to explore there so pretty much chokes himself on every scent he can like literally doesn't let himself breath he just sniffs and sniffs. He even choked once there because he wouldn't breath. Such an idiot. So he got his shot and was good.

I liked the vet because she learned how we spoke to him and then just used our commands to do what she needed to do. Like she picked up we say "gentle" when we don't want teeth, so she used this to feed him.

 

that would be pushing its zone.. but ive seen this type snake more than once. could be stretching its zones now. hitching rides..

 

Rat snake...

 

usually fatter than this one. but I assumed the same thing. once caught a 4footer, thick as beer can. guess this bugger was starving..

 

hipforums fucked, facbook is fucked, reddit is fucked.. can we just get back to opiates and parents killing their kids in hot cars.. dang..

 

Even my city and county are fucked.

 

Eh, Give it a week...


It'll get worse.

 

I'm pretty content with my life at the moment. Nothing is really too fucked. Except that pizza from yesterday but I reckon if that's all I got to complain about then life's pretty swell.

 

It's going to be pretty good to have a beer today at pool. Haven't had a drink in almost a week and it was two beers only. I feel much better for it though. I haven't played pool in about two weeks so could be interesting. I'm hoping the time away let's me appreciate it more and realise why I like it so much.

I feel being as competitive as I am can often lead to getting upset when I don't play well etc. Perhaps I should be one those people that doesn't care, but that's not me, I do care. I would be wasting my time if I didn't care.

 

one or two beer and I can play Jeopardy with some amazing "I dont know how I know that memory".. 3/4 beers, Im fucked.

 

333 Jesus it telling me to go back to sleep..

 

I think I might get drunk quick if tolerance has really dropped. I play well drunk, tipsy, stoned, straight and gay.

Mostly stoned, tipsy and gay though. =p

 

ladder snake

 

doob o'clock.. then maybe more nap time.

 

Talking of snakes, my daughter sent me her latest picture, 8ft Burmese python eating it's dinner.. a huge white rat! She has a few big snakes, and they know I don't like them.saying that, so does she!

Penguin, so tell us, who is it? And what are you helping him with?