On a lighter note

That's the shit. I'd be scared to rock the seat too much and die or something. I don't know how those things work so I never took a chance on it.

 

Fuck that dude Mak, if that scrawny fuckin tool wants to be a dick i'll continue to voice my opinions. he's always got some stupid bullshit snide remark. just because he was picked on his whole life and needs to come here and front like some kinda badass doesn't mean shit to me. So fuck him, you don't see me saying shit about his most liekly std infected crack whore of a mother untill now do you?

 

Only if you stop polluting the vast practically endless hallways of cyberspace.

 

Oh sure cockface because ANY of your posts are farless polluting? Seriously log off HF and go back to sucking off your dad for lunch money.

 

I don't think that my dad has any money, so it'd be futile.

 

you won't be around long with posts like that

 

I know. What's up with the excessive cursing?

 

Ya i do tend to cuss to much, one of my many faults.

 

that's ok, but people flip out if you say you had 3 beers and drove around the block...

i've only had sex in my bed... although i've masturbated in a few strange places...

 

I know people who are better drivers when they're slightly drunk.

 

masterbated in strange spots *L* seriously?

 

Hellvis voice your opinions all you want but do it without petty name calling. That's not an opinion it's senseless.

Amen to that. My buddy S-Dizzle(we rarely call him that but I don't want to post his name) is a terrifying driver 9 times out of 10 but put a few shots in him and I'd trust him behind the wheel more than anybody. Even if they were sober.

 

i was a horny teenager who didn't get ANY action...

 

Yeah, I have this acquaintance... Miller. He's ehh... a country boy, not very bright... has a Miller High Life tattoo, if that says anything. Anyhow... drives a truck, terrible terrible driver... but when he gets drunk... he drives perfectly, mothafucka concentrates. Only problem is that he likes to do stupid shit when he gets drunk... like knocking over shit and riding off the highway through fields and such. He can outrun the cops anyday though.

 

My husband and I stopped at one of those peep show places coming home from PA. You know, the kind with the booths that you feed quarters into. I had splinters in my butt for a week.

 

Pavel is not a cockmonger. He's intentionally celibate.

 

lots of places

one of the most memorable was on a bbq boat. i also got to touch a wild dolphin on that boat.

 

whats a BBQ boat?

 

it's a boat that has a bbq on it. its like a flat slab of a thing that doesn't go very fast. you hire them and go cruising around the bays.. or shag.