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Instead of reeses pieces, I'd use a tube of flavored Astroglide, just kind of lay a bead on the floor, right out the door. He should follow it.

 

dont want him to slip and hurt himself ! he aint a bad guy is he?

 

He won't slip. He'd have his face on the floor, anyway.

 

Hahahaha good idea!!!
I'll try the reeses, he might be hungry who knows, if that doesn't work,
Astroglide will be his next best friend.

 

Find out what he hates and exspose it to him. Maybe he'll go away then.

 

hmm he looks like he's the kind of guy into the tough kind of love, put on your spiked boots and get a whip i'm sure he'll listen to you then ...and then you can tell him to kiss your boots and get out of your house :H

although the reeses pieces thing might work too

 

Ok. 1. He strongly dislikes it when bold men look at him,
2. I have my wip and spiked boots ready
3. The reeses pieces are here too.

Now how should i go about this exactly, what should i do first etc

 

Oh my god! That's where i left Gary... *blushes* This is SO embarassing, i'm so sorry...

 

Gary?!


GARY?!

He said his name was Piet

Are you SURE he's yours?!
Did he lie to me?...

 

Sometimes Gary gets confused. He fancies himself to be a soldier/deep sea diver/dominatrix named Piet. But really he is just my great grandfather. Now... just hand him over....nice and easy...

 

NO! O_O





(I think I might love him...... )

 

boo.

 

So where's Wonderland?



We could share or something...

 

It's actually a hop, a skip and/or a jump away from our house, in the middle of a street. i prefer the skip.

 

I'm more of a hop person myself...

 

can't shimmy there?
or even moonwalk?
is can you only hop skip n jump?
naaaah
i'm sureyou can shimmy,
and/or moonwalk too,
i dunno the rules though, who'm i to say?

 

you can only shimmy one third of the way that you are supposed to be hopping. and no moonwalking.

 

Hey Hold on sec!

That peanut guy is the guy who robbed me last week in a dark ally!
And that other dude popped up and saved me!
looks like he was in on it huh?
it happend so fast, all i remmeber is he looked a bit like castro:H

 

I think you caught one of my escaped personalities that got outta this looney bin between my ears.