OMG It's the only reply in questions thread!!

Do you have any whiskey?

 

why do all gonzo wannabes drink only rum?

 

do you think there is something in the rum that inflates the ego but shrinks the brain?

Oh, and can you give me that bottle of tequila so I can find it a stomach to rest in?

 

Are you speaking from personal experience?

And how do you plan on sharing a bottle in two continents|?

 

does a three day blackout finally waking in a hospital bed surrounded by tubes and machines count?

How long would that take?

 

Were you there?

 

Does the thought excite you?

 

Should I ask for a second opinion?

How would that help my immediate thirst?

 

What's with this wind?

 

What good will it do?

Why don't we forget about the mailing idea and I'll just drink whiskey?

Who the hell is that guy masturbating in the fountain?

 

When did you start talking about the weather?

 

What is his deal?

 

Can you send the tequila anyway?

Do you think he mis-spelled his name and it should read bog man?

 

Why did you have to tell me it's you last one?

Why don't we invite some girlies around?

 

Why are you so obsessed?

 

Are you actually a junior high school girl with a fake profile?

 

What do they eat?

and more importantly why do I have to work tomorrow?

 

Aren't I the slow one?

Why does my conscience not allow me to lie?

If I go to bed now at 3am how much sleep will I get before 7.30am?????

 

Are'nt humans the only animals that can lie??

 

You haven't seen dogs lie?