Omfg, library porn!!!

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  1. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Omg, I'm going to get thrown out laughing. The old man in the black jacket and hat left his laptop sitting on the table. The screen saver started up and it was a naked dancing girl with music playing. The girl in front of me left after it started. I tried to get a pic but this fucking phone is slow. The guy had just slammed the top down and sat in his seat by the time I got this pic. He's gone now. He was moving faster than any old man I've ever seen.

    I wonder if it is his laptop or his grandson's. Hahahaha

    The girl sitting behind me and I are laughing. I literally have tears.

    http://i61.tinypic.com/bgqq1v.jpg
     
  2. jaredfelix

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    he went to the bathroom for important business
     
  3. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hahahaha! He was actually in one if the isles close by. I'm think that either the laptop is not his of hi thought someone's phone was going off. The music was loud but he didn't start moving fast uuntil he got close to the table- it probably belongs to his grandson. Everybody heard the music, but I think the only people that saw the girl were me, the girl 2 tables up in front of me, the girl next table up who is not seated in the pic, and the girl behind me.

    I think he was stunned. He sat down and was still for a few seconds, then grabbed all of his stuff and left.

    Poor guy.

    We are still giggling every once In a while still.
     
  4. jaredfelix

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    haha thats hilarious though.
    Ive been to libraries where there actually is no filter, so one could stream porn lol
    maybe hes one of those sickos that cums inside books to give life to words ha
     
  5. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    Hahahahahaha. I would have pointed and laughed. That's awesome!
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

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    2MP? 2006 called and wants its webcam back
     
  7. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hahahaha. I had just stopped laughing completely about a minute ago. I feel sorry for tthe guy now. I'm just glad he didn't have a forgotten, unchecked-out library book in his hand to set off alarms when he left. That would have done him in.
     
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    You should have got up and danced as well. There is no party unless everyone joins in? :)
     
  9. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I can picture you doing that, hahaha!

    I turned red at first because all 3 girls were looking around. The girl that got up did not think that it was funny.

    There was know way I was going to point that out.
     
  10. wcw

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    Hahaha!

    I couldn't dance like she was dancing, haha.
     
  11. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Lol, I have to wait for a hand me down from my wife before I get another laptop - I'm too cheap.
     

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