okay, bird, check your email.

i bought him a table dance one night, because this girl was beautiful. but her breasts were fake. i liked her. he didn't. dave made an exception for me. he likes small tits and big round asses. instead i have big tits and a flat ass. ah, such is love. i never made that mistake again. dave thinks it's a terrible crime to ruin a perfect pair of perky little titties for big fake ones.

 

What if they are not so perky? Does that make it an exception?

 

Yeah, I guess I don't care about their size as much as I care how perky they are. After all, more than a mouthful is a waste.

 

yeah, i agree. but dave was the first person i ever knew to make me feel self-conscious about my breasts. aside from the ridicule i received growing up, but i got over that. with all the fake boobs floating around, i've noticed a great number of my male friends saying "what the hell? where'd all thos beautiful little titties go? everyone's got huge fake tits now."


my mother-in-law got some put in a couple years ago. they're bigger than mine now, and she wears all the same stuff she used to try to get me to stop wearing. it's kinda funny.

but as for you girls with the sweet little titties, don't just dive in and get some new ones installed. there are those of us out there who'd like some variety in the breasts we get to stare at.

 

nope. if working out doesn'thelp, don't just get biggun's installed. your breasts, being smaller, are more sensitive. there's the same number of nerve endings on small breasts as there are on large breasts. except on your's, they're closer together. more stimulation, more fun to play with.

 

Hmm, never thought about it that way.

 

That's pretty funny, Kai's grandma has big fake titties. (unless she lost hers from cancer, and just got replacements) If she also wears thongs, I don't wanna know.

 

well, yeah, actually, she does wear thongs. it's kinda funny. she got them installed because she's got low self-esteem. now she wears clothes that I would blush to wear in public.