Ok, the dumbest thing I have seen

Aqua love

Marketed as alkaline or ph 9 water, to help fight nasty acids in the body ????

Alkaline inducing foods, after digestion include vegies, nuts, fruits - you know the usual shit you are supposed to eat to stay healthy. This stuff would instantly react with stomach acid anyway

The PH of tap water ranges from 6 to 8.5

Also marketed as eco-friendly - well, except the plastic bottle it comes in, the extra 365 plastic bottles a year you would be using instead of just drinking tap water

 

Oh yeah one of my coworkers spent an hour telling me about the wonders of alkaline water

I didnt have the heart to tell her your body's ph is tightly regulated by the kidneys no matter what you eat or drink

 

If this is the dumbest thing you have seen


You need to get out more...

 

The whole bottled water industry makes me laugh.

 

....And I keep right on buying the damn bottled water....

 

from what i've heard, i thought this was aqualove:

 

My shower head has 4 settings. I use 1.

 

The dumbest thing I’ve seen is a guy wearing a ski mask in the Bank.

yes I know its bitter cold outside but take it off before entering the bank.

 

its just my 17 inch double a battery controlled telescopic knife.

maybe he forgot to bring his gun and his shopping bag.

 

the marketing of drinks is out of hand. They just always have to think of something new. like flip top water bottles, not the best idea!

 

Wasn’t long ago when it was marketed as environmental stewardship to drink bottled water.

 

aqualove?...sounds more like a vagina lube than a water drink

 

I see your AquaLove, and raise you Raw Water. Only $64 for 2.5 gallons, and it comes in a trendy organic cotton sack!

 

This is absolutely the dumbest thing I've ever heard, I read about it the other day.

Maybe I'll start bottling the dirty water from the creek near my house and selling it to dumb hipsters. I could make millions.

 

Market it as having natural minerals to regulate their theta levels.

 

Know a guy who did that a joke. Police were not amused and for a while they tried to charge him for attempted robbery. Not sure if it would have stuck but the police told him it would. He got a lawyer their story in court was that he planned to rob then backed out or failed. His lawyer said no he's just a dumb kid.

 

You can get arrested for that and have a lot of explaining to do for that in the UK. The same applies to bikers who keep their helmets on, particularly if they have also kept their gloves on as well.

 

You could probably find an idiot who would buy a sodium hydroxide drink if you advertised the ph of 12.

 

Lolz