Ok, Ready To Plug My Ass

Discussion in 'Opiates' started by Oxyrisin2, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. jia

    jia Member

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    I'm pretty sure every boy does, everyone I've ever done it to does.
     
  2. Dillygirl

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    Yeah, once they get past the fear that it'll make them ghey, lulz.
     
  3. Eagles06

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    HOLY SHIT!!! HAHAHA!! I'm not just typin LOL right now I acctaully am LOL SLingblade... haha.
     
  4. Oxyrisin2

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    ^^^Ya, well, I don't want to be labeled Gay...:eek:So I will only shove the little tiny part up the nice, tight sweet ass of mine. And Oh ya do I have a nice ASS.
    ...:willy_nilly:
     
  5. Dillygirl

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    You're such an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! lol
     
  6. IllCanabillyVanilly

    IllCanabillyVanilly Senior Member

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    lol. sorry it was a really bad analogy. i was just joking around :D
     
  7. jia

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    In solidarity with your quest to put happiness up your ass I have rectally administered something as well (not an opiate), just now. If I can do it, you can do it too!

    P.S. I like the little waterjet feeling when you push the plunger. It's like oooh!
     
  8. Feelings 0f U4ia is Back!

    Feelings 0f U4ia is Back! Banned

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    Haha...

    Awesome thread.
     
  9. SpENS93

    SpENS93 Illuminati

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    oxy did u put it up ur butt LOL
     
  10. Bluez_Snooze

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    yo oxy did you go ahead with this? you better not have backed out.
     
  11. CoLdFuSioN167

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    Yeah - how did you make out with the ass violation session? Please let us know.
     
  12. Oxyrisin2

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    I can't Im all embaressed. you know how it is to be viloated. It's just so hard to talk about,
    Ya right. I took that mother fucker and grabed it by the shaft. and rammed that fucker a hole inch till it bottomed out in the ole brown hole..:eek:. the the explosion was like firecrackers being released in to the deepest part of me.. it was pure excastacy as the Morphine flowed and carresed every vein deep inside of me...:cheers2:
    Other than that the high was about the same as chewing it up and eating it..
     
  13. stonerman420

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    glad to hear that eh....worked out for ya. but i dunno....thats gotta be one of the most bizarre ways ive ever heard of getting high. not for me i guess.:confused:
     
  14. Oxyrisin2

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    ya thats what i said. you will end up trying it. now that you know it a way to do it. your tolerance will build, then you will shoot and then you will go fuck oxyrisin has an idea. but i will keep it to myself..lol
     
  15. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    Oxyrisin2 is the balliest man on HF's...:hurray:
     
  16. Bluez_Snooze

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    haha so ya went ahead with it eh.
    i liked your description haha
    its like you were narrating a porno :p
    but its the same high as chewing them eh? i thought it woulda been atleast a little stronger.
    ah well, now that i know that, i won't have to shove anything up my ass.
    thanks for being the guinea pig :D
     
  17. Oxyrisin2

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    Hey you better shove something up your ass.LOL
    Ya not what I expected but the syringe I had to ram was pretty small. And, Well you read the rest..hehe:eek:
     
  18. Oxyrisin2

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    Man I sure hope you all will still respect me in the morning..:blush5::sifone:
     
  19. Bluez_Snooze

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    sorry man, now that you did this, you're a total homo.
    i don't think i can ever talk to you again..

    jk dude.
    i got mad respect for you actually goin through with that :D
     
  20. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    Girls like that kinda shit dude...;)
     
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